Bestie. You need therapy. Not a Fae prince with midnight hair and razor sharp jawline who hates you because he thinks of you. Often. It's disgusting, and he can't stop.
instant boyfriend | suna x reader
“What the fuck! How did he come out of my phone?!”
“I don’t fucking know! I just clicked agree in the terms and conditions!”
“You suggested this, bitchass!”
“I just saw it and thought it was interesting! I didn’t fucking know a person would come out!”
summary: Y/N has always been known for being shameless, single, and eccentric. when her friend, oikawa, discovers an app for finding a boyfriend, it seemed as if all her problems vanished—but here’s the gist; her boyfriend is a robot? yet human at the same time? kinda?
pairing: suna rintaro x f!reader
genre: fluff, comedy, and angst
profiles:
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Affairs in Managing
After a long while of all of you waiting for me to post the 500 & 800 follower special, here it is, the manager smau! Thank you for being so patient for this, I can’t wait to get started.
Warnings: nsfw references, a lot of cursing, losing braincells
Inarizaki is in need of a manager and luckily, someone rose up to the challenge. It is said that they are unpredictable, but there’s something unexpected that happens.
- Well, Well, Well…
- Safari with Suna
- I Hate It Here
- Beetsumu
- Conspiracies
- What a Lovely Day
- Run Me Over
- Gucci Slides
- Chicken Strips
- Fireworks
- Watch Out
- Onigiri Squadron 420
- Buckle Your Saddles
- Sword
- Marriage? No.
Like Coincidence, I will be adding more and more chapters as I go and I will try not to convert this into a mystery smau again. But if I do, hEe HeE. Most likely not, as the next mystery smau will be the Tsukishima one and then we plan more smaus.
Status: FINISHED
❝You send 17 asterisks to your friends about the guy you’d date before Kuroo Tetsurou. They try and figure out who it is and once they do, all hell breaks loose.❞
Genre: SMAU, romance, crackfic, fluff
Warnings: Cursing, suggestive themes
Status: Completed
Hashtag: 🌙 — 17 Asterisks
Parts: 21 ; 26 counting the special content
quick a/n: at the bottom of each chapter is “previous” and “next”. some of the chapters for “next” don’t link. if you see that, please check the material list. there are currently twenty five parts. thank you
anything that has * beside it means that there is a written story part to it
17 ASTERISKS: MATERIAL LIST
rintaro’s special content takes place here
tetsurou’s special content takes place here
hajime’s special content takes place here
kei’s special content takes place here
epilogue *
ryunosuke’s special content takes place here
SPECIAL CONTENT
CLUB STUPID [SMAU]
SYNOPSIS - Club Stupid, an anonymous podcast meant for the dumb and dumbest to send in unspoken and nonsensical thoughts about issues they face in their day to day lives and for Y/n to speak out and give her opinions and feelings. Normal feelings though, nothing romantic like how she thinks this lazy guy with questionable hair in the volleyball club is actually pretty cute.
PAIRING - SUNA x FEM!READER ft (inarizaki & shiratorizawa + other teams)
GENRE - crack + fluff and maybe some angst thrown in between
STATUS - completed!
A/N- I’m trying to forget about school leave me alone and enjoy some Suna 🙈
started [09.20.20]
ended [10.10.20]
[PLAYING: Club Stupid]
[THANK YOU FOR READING]
inarazaki fic recs!
miya atsumu
espresso and pancakes by @wordswithinmoments
warnings: none
if someone were to ask you what your favorite part about the twenty-four hour library was, you’d probably lie and make up a reason on the spot. but really, you have to admit that sakusa kiyoomi was clearly a silver lining in those late night trips to the library.
in which your daughter says her first words by @agaassi
warnings: none
how to start your day by @miyatsusamu
warnings: none
miya atsumu has a morning habit that he’d never [want to] change in his entire life.
homesick by @samuthots (ongoing mixed media series)
warnings: Angst, ANGST I LOVE ANGST, a lil bit of fluff here and there. dad!atsumuxmom!reader; Atsumu doesn’t know, six years timeskip! dearest daddy universe!
six years ago, l/n y/n wouldn’t exactly say that she loves her life. it had always been problematic but her best friend, miya atsumu, since she was eight when she moved to hyōgo, has always been there for her, and she wouldn’t change it for the world. however, things would always fall apart for her ever since, so she should have expected of such. running away from her problems seemed like the easiest route to take at the time, so what happens when the past comes barging back into her life demanding answers? will she be able to confront her demons?
perfect union by @bleedinqhearts (one-shot)
warnings: cursing, explicit nsfw content (towards the end, easily skippable)
five times atsumu suggested getting married + the one time he actually proposes.
atsumu sees you in a dress by @mammonrights (one-shot)
warnings: spanking, hair pulling, deepthroat, slight orgasm denial/teasing, a little breeding because i cant help myself, idk its smut
cherry cola by @tobiosmilktea
warnings: none
in which you find your best friend, atsumu, passed out on your balcony after a party the night before. now you’re giving him a wake up call with a cherry cola and a confession
who miya atsumu really is by @dreamykou (one-shot)
warnings: light angsty feelings
love is only a feeling by @msbyslut (one-shot)
warnings: drug use, sex while under the influence, dirty talk, oral (f.recieving, mentions of m.receiving), unprotected sex, multiple orgasms, overstim
getting high and having some of the best sex of your life with your boyfriend, atsumu. because that’s what we all deserve.
backseat serenade by @msbyslut (one-shot)
warnings: filth, ATSUMUyes he deserves a warning, car sex but not really, fem!reader, light choking, fingering, squirting, dirty talk, v light overstim
teasing atsumu is always interesting.
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✧₊∘ 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 ; nothings better than a post-breakup glow. it seemed like everything was going your way. you were done with boys after all the bs they put you through. love was the last thing on your mind—or at least that’s what you thought before you met pro volleyball player suna rintarō.
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✧₊∘ smau + reg.fic ✧₊∘
✧₊∘ warnings; probably some swearing here & there and a couple suggestive themes.
✧₊∘ use this masterpost as a directory for each chapter. ✧₊∘
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[if ur name is in pink, it means the tag wasn’t working !! please send an ask if you’d like to be apart of the taglist! this taglist has reached its limit » continued taglist located here.]
» 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤;; y/n’s group || suna’s group || the media
» part 2
75 random dialogue prompts.
feel free to change pronouns as you’d like; no need for credit.
- “Why…why did you just take off your shirt?"
- “Please don’t scare me like that ever again.”
- “I couldn’t live without you.”
- “As long as you’re breathing, standing here with me, nothing else matters.”
- “You see, this is the part where you tell me you’re proud of me.”
- “Why’d you run away?”
- “Do you need anything else?”
- “Say something. Are you hurt?”
- "God, I’m so angry I could just hit someone.”
- “I’m yours, in every way possible.”
- “I don’t need anything more from you.”
- “He has his heart set on it, trust me."
- "You…do not look happy."
- "If you truly believe you can get me out of bed before ten a.m. then you’re delusional."
- "You’re all drugged up. You don’t know what you’re saying."
- "Thank you, Captain Obvious.”
- “Funny. And by funny, I mean not funny at all."
- "God, why couldn’t I have taken more weight lifting classes.”
- “He’s always done his best to keep your hands clean, keep that innocence intact."
- "You’re not making it easy on me right now.”
- “Sometimes I think you have a deathwish."
- "Your idea of torture is withholding dessert after dinner."
- "I’m kidding, sheesh."
- "Well done, you."
- "You have until the count of three to remove your arms from my person, or so help me…!"
- "Yeah, like I haven’t heard that one before."
- "I know where you sleep.”
- "You keep him on his toes."
- "Hello, nice to meet you…sort of."
- "That’s unnervingly on point."
- "You two are the closest thing I have to a television."
- "Stop! Please, stop! You’re going to kill her!"
- "I’d be safer facing off a pack of wolves."
- "If you’re going, I’m going.”
- “Whoa. Easy, easy. I’ve got you.”
- “When I say run, that means keep running."
- "You got me, and I’m not so bad, right?"
- “Why didn’t you answer your phone?”
- "Come back here. Don’t do this… Come back here right now! Come back…"
- "Thought I told you to stay by my side, eh?"
- "It’s like watching a chihuahua provoke a rottweiler."
- "She has the heart of a lion."
- "Come on, it’s me. I’m good at this sort of stuff, remember?"
- "That is my choice! My decision to make, not yours! Not anyone else’s! Mine!"
- "Now, before you get upset, I didn’t lie to you. I just…failed to mention it."
- "You are out of your mind.”
- “Tell me what you want me to do."
- "And even if you don’t feel the same, that’s okay - I’m always going to be here for you."
- "And before you say anything, a ‘no’ would be a very poor answer.”
- “God, I love you.”
- “What? You want my heart? My soul? Go head, take them. Take everything I have.”
- “Does my being half-naked bother you?”
- “I wasn’t going to do anything until you wanted me to.”
- “Wh – what? [Name], this is serious!"
- "Hush, now. He is a nice boy, but a boy he still is."
- “I can’t willingly or unwillingly ever bear to leave your side.”
- “You’re trying to distract me.”
- “Well, this moment certainly got away from me.”
- “You can’t do that to me.”
- "You move, he moves.”
- “You can have it, because I don’t want it without you."
- "Take it, it’s fine.”
- “If you need it, you take it. What’s mine is yours.”
- “I am very young, very foolish, and very in love with you.”
- “Of course you’re tired, you haven’t slept in two days.”
- “And when I come back there better not be so much as a scratch on her body and a hair out of place.”
- “Speak for me again, and I’ll punch you in the throat.”
- “You have me right in the palm of your hand and you know it.”
- “You and I are not finished.”
- “You know what? Never-mind, you’ll know I’m lying to you anyway.”
- “How’s the weather down there, babe?”
- “I don’t think I’ll ever stop wanting to learn things about you.”
- “All my best parts come from you.”
- "You make me brave.”
- “Just jump, I’ll catch you.”
Soft Prompts
“Come here, let’s talk for a bit.”
“Don’t give me that look. I’m actually trying to help, you know.”
“Kiss me until I can’t breathe.”
“I might be bad at this, but okay.”
“Waaaaait! You can’t say goodbye without kissing me first!”
“Netflix and cuddles? You know, the fluffier version of Netflix and Chill?”
“I’ll keep calling you that nickname until I feel like stopping.”
“Babe.” “What?” “Nothing, I just wanted to see your face.”
“Don’t worry about cooking tonight I’ll handle it.”
“We are in public!” “We’re just holding hands??”
“I’m willing to go all in, 100%, full throttle.”
“What happened this time? Do you need me to kiss your face until your forget about life again?”
“The faster you get here, the faster I can smother you in affection.”
“Heeeeey!! Put the book down and pay attention to meeee.”
“How can I ignore the puppy dog eyes? It’s unfair!” “You can’t, that’s the point.”
“One more.” “I’m tired!” “One more kiss! Please? Just one more!” “One more turns into ten more with you.”
“I’m in love with an idiot. But at least they’re my caring, cute, and charming idiot.”
SITES FOR WRITERS
Festisite ; Create a fake license, marriage certificate, credit card, ticket and you can find other stuff as well.
Said is dead (Remember that you can use said, don’t use it to less.)
Zen writer ; writing without distractions (Might not be free after a while)
Feel free to add more!
These are all fantastic! Thank you for the blog recs!
> chaos: unlimited
> pairing. streamer!kenma x clumsy!reader
> synopsis. kenma kozume is a successful streamer and youtuber who honestly prefers his alone time but when you crash into his life, literally, will he end up falling for you?
> genre. college!au/youtuber!au, strangers to friends, friends to lovers(????), crack, angst angst angst, fluff :D
> warnings. swearing, angst, fainting(???), crack, chaos :0
> status. ongoing :)
> taglist. open(?????)
> table of contents
0. intros
the spice girls || the boy toys
iii. wedding bells
iv. you’re toxic
vii. tsukki...cares??
viii. oh shit oh shit oh shit
x. fuck momo
...
B L I N D D A T E
as a youtuber, you see it as your job to be kind to everyone like you on the platform. however, one by the name of kodzuken continously pushes your buttons and has now been labeled your archenemy. but, what happens when the person your friends set you up on a date with, turns out to be the man who’s impartial attitude makes you want to rip your hair out? ————————————————————————-
genre: crack, fluff and angst pairing: kenma kozume x fem!reader updates: tuesdays, thursdays and fridays a/n: i am so excited!! this smau was the results of a poll i gave to you all a few weeks ago and has now become my baby!! this story will be longer than eagle eyed as i now know my way around smaus. it is also gonna be a bit more raunchy, so babies beware!! as always, send in asks and get hyped! love you- hail ————————————————————————-
[y/n-squad] [kenma-squad] [part 1]- the beginning of something [part 2] - yn is proposing [part 3] - hunting for big, meanie jerks [part 4] - kill me [part 5] - unless… [part 6] - how did you get my number [part 7] - rip to the tall russian man [part 8] - it has to be kenma [part 9] - come get your manz [part 10] - sir i will kith you [part 11] - we’re not going anywhere together [part 12] - how ya feelin sunshine [part 13] - kenma gets drunk [part 14] - ill just have to deal with that [part 15] - an impending sense of doom [part 16] - yngames exposed [part 17] - i love you too [part 18] - you silly goose [part 19] - a half blind date [part 20] - the end ————————————————————————-
➤ boo you whore !
kozume kenma !
➛ SYNOPSIS ★ the first words your soulmate says to you appears on your wrist from birth. In (Y/N)’s case, she never expected to find hers through a twitch stream, especially when the streamer is someone she hates.
➛ PAIRING ★ streamer!kenma x reader
➛ GENRE ★ soulmate au ⭑ enemies to lovers ⭑ fluff, angst and slightly mature.
➛ STATUS ★ completed
𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 — y/n who is a known mukbang channel is developing a tiny (not really) crush on one of the hottest commentary channel on YouTube and is convinced he hates her guts.
𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 — Todoroki x Midoriya, Bakugou x Kirishima, Iida x Uraraka, Jirou x Kaminari, Shinsou x Y/N
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 — language, memes, reader being a clown 24/7, suggestive themes, daddy issues, M E M E S
0- Introduction , Introduction ver2
1- Water Mukbang
2- Roblox Chaos
3- One Video
4- Invitation
5- Pool Party
6- Intervention GC
7- AQ Party pt.1
8- AQ Party pt.2
9- Drunk Bet
10- Travel Plans
10.5 - Bonus Part
11 - We Have A Winner
12- Roommates
13- Denki’s Discovery
14- Couch Buddy
15- Stalker
16- Stab Wounds and Parties
17- Into The Unknown
18- Mistakes Were Made
19- Explanation
20- Shiny/n is canon,,, maybe.
21- Brainstorming Without a Brain
22- He Called Dibs
23- Last Minute Packing
24- The End,,, maybe.
25- It’s not over yet
26- Missing
27- Found
28- Tense
29- Rest In Peace
30- Healed By Boba
31- Returning to Twitter
32- 1 in 77
33- Surprise?
34- Just Dance
35- Simps
PS : THIS SERIES IS STILL ON GOING.
Send an ask to be added to the taglist!
OTHER SIDE OF YOU
pairing: pro hero!shinsou x pro hero!fem!reader
genre: enemies to lovers, fluff, crack, angst, smut, pro hero au, 18+
satus: ongoing
tag list: open (comment or msg to be added!)
summary: if there was anything the universe could agree on, it was that y/n and shinsou absolutely hated each other. unfortunately for them, they are asked to patrol one night, forcing them to start a conversation. what happens when these two actually get to know one another?
warnings: mentions of violence, suggestive content, cussing
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part one: sorry not sorry
part two: we fly high no lie
part three: this is a christian server
part four: shinsou supremacy
part five: smirks in gay
part six: i’m about to C.U.M.
part seven: jealousy is a disease
part eight:
part nine:
part ten:
part eleven:
part twelve:
part thirteen:
part fourteen:
part fifteen:
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pairing: bakugou katsuki x fem!reader genre: college au, crack/humor, fluff status: completed
synopsis: in which bakugou katsuki is a grumpy and sarcastic college student just trying to get his degree and you are his bubbly number neighbor who is determined to become his new “bestie.”
pairing: shinsou hitoshi x fem!reader genre: youtube au, crack/humor, fluff status: completed
synopsis: you’re a youtuber known for your chaotic yet wholesome content and shinsou is a gamer who keeps getting accused of being an eboy. one day you upload a video trying your hand at gaming and shinsou tweets out about how much you suck.
pairing: todoroki shouto x fem!reader genre: college au, ghosthunter au, crack, fluff status: hiatus/discontinued(?)
synopsis: you’re an aspiring writer with a longtime crush on the ghost hunter on campus, todoroki shouto. when you two are paired up for a semester-long journalism project, you come up with the perfect, foolproof plan to get him to fall for you.
pairing: shinsou hitoshi x fem!reader genre: crack, fluff, wee bit of angst status: completed
synopsis: you’re at a theme park when kaminari dares you to airdrop memes to the first device that pops up and reluctantly, you give in. but never would you have thought they’d send you memes back… nor could you have guessed the person you were feeling a meme-connection with was your first love and first heartbreak, shinsou hitoshi.
pairing: kaminari denki x fem!reader genre: youtube/celeb au, crack, fluff, pining status: coming soon
synopsis: you’re an actress and singer who is highly adored by youtuber, kaminari denki. after his endless simping and thirsting on twitter, you finally decide to reply to one of his tweets.
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