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one perfectly pink toe bean

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Leah, 35 oof, she/her absolute trash for Tom Holland
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Is therapy just AITA LARPing? #therapy #amitheasshole #aita #larp

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i will do ANYTHING for hockey!peter. fuck now i wanna write hockey!peter fics fuck me fuck you fuck

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JUST BECAUSE YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD....

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“You’re a fucking dick. You suck at defense and always have, that’s why Jason pushed for you to be a goalie. Also, your dick is small and I faked my orgasm because I liked you but you fucking suck at sex too.” 

Peter thought you didn’t know him well but you did. You hit him in all three spots. His pride for the game, a strike against his character, and disappointment at things he can’t change. Peter hasn’t been talked down like this before and he’s not sure how to stand up for himself but he’s going to try. 

You sense it and stop it. 

“No, no. You said it first, ace. We sure as shit aren’t going to talk about this again. You said your piece and I said mine. But, really, your dick isn’t special enough to treat someone like that. I really expected something mind blowing because I had built it up in my head for so long, so imagine my surprise when you’re just like every other average guy. So sad. Enjoy your sunday.”

You saunter away like you won. 

Peter has to admit that you did. He didn’t know you were fighting, or competing, but you walked away without a scratch on you. Peter let you walk away, he needs time to think about this but if he’s being honest -

No. This won’t do. Peter needs redemption. 

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i’m seated for some sneak peaks of things you have in the drafts hehe

here's a blurb for munch frat!peter:

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Möther. I am having THOTS.

I wasn't into the hair cut at first but now I want him to choke me and spit in my mouth.

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...............I'm so sorry but I have been almost completely off tumblr for a while and coming back to the tom holland fandom to THIS picture in my inbox and—.............this looks exactly like the haircut 6-year old me gave my brother after convincing him I could do it with nail scissors

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lnmp89

OH GOD YOURE NOT WRONG 🥲

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tomdayaland

The awe on their faces at how many people are waiting for them. 🥺

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lnmp89

I'd said it before and I'll say it again.

Tom Holland is a theater kid.

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Really fucked up that, when they’re young, Patrick and Art are SO tactile with each other, so comfortable sharing the same space. Art lets Patrick touch him and move him and physically overwhelm him and easily acquiesces to it, if not outright enjoys it.

Then in the present, they’ve been so far out of each other’s orbit for so long, held such animosity that when they have their moment alone in the sauna, Art physically recoils from Patrick’s close proximity! It’s so painful to watch because even as Patrick’s goading him, it’s so obvious he wants to be able to get back into Art’s space. But Art has erected all these walls around himself, he refuses to give Patrick an inch or even admit to missing how close they used to be!

AND THEN we see Art and Tashi later and he wants her to hold him, to be gentle with him, and just TOUCH him. Like, he does miss that kind of close physical contact! He either doesn’t know how to ask for it or is uncomfortable being that openly vulnerable. Worth noting that he pretty much always defers to Tashi in regard to initiating physical intimacy (with their first kiss, though he does state his desire, SHE has to be the one to make the first move). And it seems pretty obvious that Tashi herself isn’t comfortable providing that intimacy, whereas Patrick actively seeks to provide it (the hug/forehead kiss after their win together in the early years, dragging the stool closer to him).

Art has tried very hard to act like he doesn’t need physical affection and even though his discipline and devotion to Tashi has made him a stronger tennis player, it’s made him a hollow person, which, in turn, has kept him from becoming a GREAT tennis player.

All of this, of course, is why the ending hits so damn hard.

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Thinking about all the subtle irondad canon in MCU.

  • The ease Peter used Stark tech to make his suit in FFH meaning he's likely spent time in Tony's lab
  • All the types of Spider-suits in the data base implying Tony had been working on tons of Spider-Man gadgets and suits for Peter
  • Peter has been an Iron Man fan since he was at least 8 years old
  • Tony lent Peter a car to take his driver's test (from a car commercial)
  • Tony actually listens to all the unimportant details of Peter's life (and remembers them) such as getting a churro on patrol and when he quit band practice
  • Tony to Happy about his party: "did you invite the kid? Why do you hate fun, I like the kid I want you to invite the kid" (from another commercial)
  • Tony thinks of himself as a father figure to Peter ("my dad never really gave me a lot of support and I'm just trying to break the cycle of shame")
  • Peter being Tony's favourite young adult
  • Peter is affectionately referred to as 'the kid' so often that everyone knows exactly who Tony is talking about (e.g. Steve, Happy)
  • Tony keeping a photo of Peter in his home after his death (for longer than he actually knew Peter)
  • Tony not wanting to mess with time travel because he valued a peaceful life with Pepper and Morgan over half the universe's population, only to change his mind at the thought of bringing Peter back
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