me as a bard: everybody knows shit fuck

every day I'm clocking in for my shift at the not making sense factory . we don't know what we're making only that it's not sense.

Feliz Navia! I hope all Demoiselle wanters have become, or will become, Demoiselle havers <3

i'll tell myself not to be corny but i always find myself on the cob....

i feel like someone dead pretending to be alive

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

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This post was made by a fox. Or perhaps a weasel or snake.

"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.

i love when a fanbase gets so old that every joke has been done before and all that’s left is to create images that induce psychosis in the viewer

head empty

Ok I don't hate Castis. I have a lot of sympathy for Castis, and I genuinely think he is a good person.

But if your alien husband's relationship with his dad is "it's complicated" ....you're gonna be on the side of your alien husband, let's be honest.

a girl must see her special little character at least once a day lest she get consumed by rage and start throwing rocks at people