Fanfiction is awesome because you can watch your otp fall in love a thousands times , in a thousand different ways

Unless your otp is a rare pair, in which case you can watch them fall in love six times, in six different ways.

And you wrote four of them.

I’m so proud of this one, whiskey looks a little weird, but I still think it looks really good for being one of my first drawings

I just… have a lot of feelings about these two graduating.

(and maybe a 2000 word fic in the works about them…)

je ne give une fuck bitch!! je ne sais pas fuck and shit

-Eric Bittle upon being told to study for his French vocab quiz

and

Hard same.

A list of things Bitty has had to edit out for his blog

Because he has a reputation to uphold as a Sweet Southern Gentleman™ • “Not my gay ass” • “Honestly, y'all, I am this close to climbing inside the fucking oven” • “Arguing with middle aged white women about quiche on the internet is my passion” • “Y'all can take your issues with the amount of butter I use and shove it where the sun don’t shine” • “I may not be a professional but compared to some of you I’m Gordon Ramsey” • “If one of y'all even try to use jelly instead of jam I will die right then and haunt you for eternity” • “I wonder if there’s a functioning oven in hell” • “these cookies are called disaster cookies because I’m a messy bitch” • “Here’s a condensed recipe for the brownies because //Brenda// apparently doesn’t have time to be a //decent// baker” • *blushes thinking of the night before* “and I am out of whipped cream” • “This recipe is great because it’s incredibly easy to lace with arsenic and kill your nosey-ass hockey team” • “If you are trying to add weed to any of these recipes please choke”

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink

Please add more

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

May I present:

This monstrosity

Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take

My humble contributions

My Twinkies Halloween edition

…

I’ve had this saved on my phone for like a year and I just …

Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.

I will never be over needing to reset my password on my Prime account only to be granted my OTP.

My One True Password.

I died.

all i need now are ugly yellow shoes and some pie

Jack Zimmermann being a boring nerd is the biggest power move on his part

he has the power of abs and cheekbones on his side he can be the most boring nerd of all time and still slay

Bitty knows he’s a boring nerd yet still finds him charming and hilarious (and “passionate,”), so he’s kind of got it made.

Jack: I can talk about historical documentaries all I want 

Jack: and my boyfriend still thinks Im cute and passionate

Jack: so no. i’m not going to break regulations and light fireworks in the backyard to show him my impulsive side 

He has famous parents, a messy past, and is a celebrity. Everyone expects him to be interesting but he’s straight up a dud, and I find that very sexy.

AU suggestion

Bitty’s power isn’t that he can bake pies really fast, it’s that he has super-speed but oNLY when he’s running to a bakery to buy a pie very fast

Madison WIPs!

sorry important edit: 

Patreon post (sexting ;)

Patreon post (some sketch requests, including some Bennguin)

Patreon post