we all back or what?
Its a very hot day today which means Sugar was throwing a huge chicken tantrum intill i let her sit in the sink for a bit. She is so weird!
geralt : i need your help
jaskier : fINE
Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far
“Get the strap!”
‘relationships are work’ means ‘you have to put effort into loving each other intentionally & learning how to love each other and communicating properly’ not ‘your relationship makes you feel stressed and sad most of the time & the other person disrespects you and treats you bad but you stay anyway’
caffeine is like a drink that makes you scared
I’m queueing this for September 21st
Okay I hate retail but shoutout to my boss for not being a giant dick which includes:
• taking us all out for dinner and drinks tonight to thank us for dealing with the first week of December rush
• a guy sexually harassed me at work and I laughed it off but the boss had him banned from the entire mall premises
• he’s kicked people out permanently for yelling at me and coworkers
• i have a driving lesson in the middle of a shift next week and he’s coming in on his day off to cover it for me
• he buys us coffee from the local cafe every morning bc “how the fuck could we survive customers without it”
like thanks for making retail slightly less shitty bro
• has started hostile warfare with the shop across from us because they’re homophobic to the sweetest barista there who came out as lesbian, so he lets her hang out with us on all her breaks and also hung up pride flags in direct view of them and overall does his best to undermine them in any way possible
your boss sounds awesome
his name is Luigi which makes this 100% funnier
DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.
The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)
Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre
THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME
i
must
THIS PICTURE JUST MADE MY LIFE.