hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

i’m not going to start calling tiktokkers “creators” like what are they creating? new insecurities for women? the worst takes you’ve ever heard in your life?

I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me

sorry i threatened to eat you i was trying to flirt

No thoughts just this photo of Bruce Springsteen

fandom tumblr was another casualty of streaming services. we used to be on here posting about the episodes that were coming out weekly and posting gifs and writing insane shit about the tv shows we liked. now a new season of a show will drop and we’ll talk about it for a week. two weeks tops. and then that show will leave collectively conscious for 1+ year till the next season drops. there’s a reason succession sundays was a blast on here

we used to have real television

im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

CHAPPELL ROAN + 2nd Coachella Performance on April 19, 2024 wardrobe stylist: Genesis Webb 🎀 make-up stylist: Doniella Davy 💄 hair stylist: Dom Forletta 🌸

i think we should lick tongues

AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel

post oversharing clarity is on the top 3 for most humiliating experiences ever, and it's not in third place

Chappell Roan on Instagram today. Photographed by Jade Pike

im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

Sex is when you push your finger into someones open wound and they make a pathetic little moan in response

“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”