• “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
• “Fuck this.”
• “Get the fuck out of here.”
• “Who the fuck are you?”
• “Fuck that!”
• “I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
• “Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
• “Shut the fuck up.“
• “Get your fucking act together.”
• “Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
• “Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
• “Get your fucking hands off of me!”
• “Stay the fuck away from me.”
• “Who stole my fucking shit?!”
• “Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
• “You wanna fucking go, punk?”
• “Get the fuck over it.”
• “Where the fuck have you been?”
• “What the fuck do you want from me?”

• “Fuck life.” 
• “No, I’m not fucking over it.”
• “Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
• “What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
• “Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
• “I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
• “Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
• “The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
• “I fucking miss him/her/them.”
• “Who the fuck cares?”
• “All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
• “I fucked up my own life.”
• “I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

• “Fuck you!”
• “I fucked your mom last night.” 
• “You’re a fucking asshole.”
• “You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 
• “Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 
• “Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
• “Go fuck yourself.”
• “Motherfucker!”
• “Wow, that’s fucking small.”
• “Get the fuck over yourself.”

• “Fuck me.”
• “I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
• “I’d fuck you all night long.”
• “You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
• “You look so fucking hot right now.”
• “Fuck–faster~”
• “FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
• “I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
• “Babe, fuck–not here.”
• “You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
• “I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
• “I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
• “F-fuck–please–~”
• “I’d let you fuck me any day.”
• “You better use a fucking condom.”
• “Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
• “Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
• “Fuck, it’s big.”
• “Let’s make a fucking baby.”

• “Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
• “How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
• “Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
• “I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
• “This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
• “It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
• “Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
• “What the fuck did we do last night?”
• “Where the fuck am I?”
• “Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
• “Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
• “Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
• “Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
• “Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
• “It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
• “FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

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