highly coveted clown bounty

Celebrate (You Finally Felt Something), Ronan Day-Lewis

rules for hanging out with me

The Perils of Hedonism lives on in media

girl same

compilation

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

New post, gonna use this to document my journey as a trans woman

Going to the store

Draw fat bunny girls NOW

Those little bastards got TUMMY don't take that away from them

at your service

join the hottest trends of the summer all the beach babes are following!: getting violently torn apart with the premature birth of a parasite growing too large to be contained within its host's body

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

Me, helpless, arms full of hot chili: Ollie, no! Ollie no! No, Ollie! God, Jesus, Ollie! Ollie, nooo!!

Ollie:

Artist's recreation of incident

snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

that didn't work. okay. time for plan b *gets down on my knees and starts tying my hair back*