“wow, you like musicals? you must be so mature and sophisticated!”
• “I can’t believe Jesus called me a dick!” - tbom
• “I’m bitching. He’s bitching. They’re bitching. We’re bitching. Bitch bitch bitch bitch” -falsettos
• “so many people end up sucking dick for meth” -deh
• “see, that was my wife who you decided to-“ “fuuuuuu” - hamilton
• “i’m waiting for my porno to load” - bmc
• in tbom when elder mckinley literally gave hitler a blowjob
• “i think of you each night…i rub my nipples and start moaning with delight!” -deh
• “my little penis was depressed” -bmc
• “why now are you pulling on my dick?” -heathers
• in tbom when elder price’s dad was having anal sex with jeffery dahmer??
• “we’re from brooklyn, we are newsies, we are brooklyn newsies” - newsies
• “life without ya has been hard” “hard?” “has been bad” “bad?” “has been rough!” “KINKY” - deh
• “everybody’s got a cousin who could hook them up with somethin” -21 chump street
• “someone- not me -barfed in your oven” -mean girls
• “WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT MASTURBATION?!” -bmc
• “but not because we’re gay, no not because we’re gay! we’re close, but not that way! the only man that i love is my dad.” - deh
• “I’m jewish” “i’m jewish” “i’m jewish” “i’m half jewish” -falsettos
• “i have maggots in my scrodom” -tbom
• in tbom when elder price literally got the whole book of mormon shoved up his ass. the whole book. in his ass.
• “how was class? you look like ass.” - bmc
• “i am a space alien, and i have FOUR BUTTS” - mean girls
• “pretend your mind is made of tiny boxes, then find the box that’s gay and CRUSH IT” -tbom
• “how does it feel to be the first guy in history to break his arm from jacking off” -deh
• “so when someone says to you ‘ayo fuck you, you don’t know what you’re talkin about’ you can say ‘no..fuck you…you don’t know what you’re talking about!’”-firebringer
• “you fell from a tree? what are you like…an acorn?” - deh
• “i believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people” -tbom
• “my father’s a homo” -falsettos