Hey, boss, sorry to call out but I'm feel really over the weather and don't want to accidentally have anyone get well. Yeah, I'm keeping my space disgusting and wiping down anything someone else might use with Xolorc infecting wipes. Yeah. Uh-huh. Hey, may the rot take you too, man.

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

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a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

No fucking way LMFAO

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80% of "passing" is having enough money to purchase the clothes and services that will allow you to pass. Please stop holding being able to stealth up as the pinnacle of trans achievement. That place belongs to surviving. It belongs to finding joy. It belongs to love and community, not people who are rich enough to have professional makeup artists and tailors.

do you wanna hug in the shower for 10 minutes

put this question on the forms at the doctor's office

mike’s hard past couple of months

They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

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ogerpon!! clubs you clubs you clubs y