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Incorrect Peter Parker

@incorrectpeterparker

i like spidey a normal amount
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Tony: Who hurt you?
Peter: Do you want a list or what?
Tony, getting his blasters ready: Actually, yes.
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i know things are fun from fun and okay right now. hope everyone is doing okay… take care of yourselves

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Peter, in his Spidey suit: Guys, we’re out of candy.
Tony: What? Already? There’s only been like three kids.
Peter: Yeah, I know, but one little kid told me they loved me so I just gave them everything.
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MJ: Are you dressing up for Halloween? If so, what as?
Peter: I’m stapling my fingers together.
MJ:
Peter: And to answer your question: no I’m not.
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Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion
Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all
Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion
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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?
Ned: Ten
Peter: Ten what?
Ned: Nine
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Peter, climbing the Christmas tree to put the star on top: I did it!
Peter, realizing he can’t get down without the tree falling over: Shit.

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