If the Enigma of Combination was used on 5 other bots including you, which bots would you want to be combined with?
Well, I wanna say Ambulon so I can have a sexy leg, Ratchet, First Aid, Fort Max, aaaaannnd hmmm Prowl would be pretty cool I suppose.
i would rather face primus and walk backwards into the pit
people see drift and me together and assume i’m the sugar daddy. but then drift slaps down his gold card and everyone is like 'but the how????'
@thebesttyrant when did we authorize Pharma working the medbay on the Lost Light?
It was probably something Rodimus pushed through because I had no knowledge of it till it happened.
I just kinda showed up here and nobody asked me to leave….
that raises the question of how you even showed up here
*shrug* please don’t tell Ratchet….
I
THINK
FRAGGIN
NOT
*parkours out of the medbay*
hmph. and stay out.
@thebesttyrant when did we authorize Pharma working the medbay on the Lost Light?
It was probably something Rodimus pushed through because I had no knowledge of it till it happened.
I just kinda showed up here and nobody asked me to leave….
that raises the question of how you even showed up here
*shrug* please don’t tell Ratchet….
I
THINK
FRAGGIN
NOT
hug me & tell me I matter
don’t tell anyone i did this
wait no sTOP
IF YOU ALL GET OVERCHARGED I’M NOT DEALING WITH IT IN THE MORNING
SUFFER
you’ll make a fine cmo one day
Concept: Ratchet, but.... well-rested.
...that sounds fake but okay
*licks*
only one mech has Ratchet-licking privileges on this ship, and it’s not you
skids’ vent tours now open for business
I’ve got a question
how do you even fit up there
ATTENTION: if anyone gets stuck up there i’m not going in after them
that’s what i have junior medics for
I heard that Rachet's hands are insured for 10 million Shanix
That can’t be true he would be rolling in cash but he still refuses to drink at Swerve’s because the prices are too high
excuse me my hands were insured for 10 million shanix but in case you haven’t noticed theSE AREN’T MY HANDS
Old men are very stingy about their money though. And isn't he dating Drift? Drift is rich enough to pay for everything
Drift tried to pay for Ratchet’s drink once and Ratchet smacked his and drift’s drinks to the ground and stormed out ranting about paying for his own stuff and not being a damsel in distress and then drift had to pay for the drink anyway because ratchet left
listen here i don’t need drift to pay for my drinks like i’m some young mech’s arm candy
BYOM: Bring Your Own Medkit
Pharma threw all my stuff away out of spite right before I joined the Lost Light
so for me it’s BFAM: Bring First Aid’s Medkit
BBPH: Bring Both Pharma’s Hands
*puts on sunglasses and opens up a huge cube of medical grade* come to the medbay in the next 15 minutes if you want an aft-kicking
Back in My Day medics actually had to be in the medbay for their shifts
so this is where my two junior medics have been spending all their time
not… not all of our time…
oh boy…
and yet i can’t help but notice the medbay has been awfully empty lately...
OH! @doyourequirefirstaid and @leg-of-action are suddenly concerned about sleeping at work when RATCHET calls. I see you two
you’re not my dad
or mine
i am
Hah! Dad’s home and you’re in trouble now!
...wait what are you doing here
so this is where my two junior medics have been spending all their time
