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𝕀 𝕖𝕩𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕓

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| 𝕙𝕦𝕘𝕖 𝕄𝕚𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕝 𝕆'ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕒 𝕤𝕚𝕞𝕡 | 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪/𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕚𝕟 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕
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IMAGINE: Miguel Variant x Fem!Reader x Miguel O'Hara

Color codes:

Red: Miguel O'Hara
Blue: Miguel's variant
Violet: Both of them
Pink: Reader
Note: Pay close attention to the changes of color so you'll understand the story well

A version of Miguel's variant was married to his wife but was widowed 2 years later due to a canon event and it left him with great depression and loneliness for the next 4 years. One day there was an anomaly in his universe and Miguel went to stop the disturbance which was just a few meters away from Miguel's home. He watched Miguel fight for hours that felt like forever and was in complete shock to find out that the person beating that anomaly's ass was like some sort of clone of him.

He looked so much like him, he sounded like him, and he moved like him. They were both so similar except for the fact that Miguel was a whole spider society's leader, while he was just an employee from Alchemax.

Since Miguel didn't have a spider sense, he didn't sense his variant stalking him out of pure curiosity.

Just then, Miguel got a call and he found him smiling subtly at his gizmo— or whatever that is, as it emitted a holographic figure of his wife.

Miguel, upon seeing this, felt a wave of relief, surprise, happiness, and anger at the same time.

He was relieved because he saw that even in another universe, he was married to the same person and he would love it if it would stay that way.

He was surprised because he thought that she was supposed to be dead since his wife was dead.

He was happy to hear the voice of his wife again—more like a variant of his wife's voice, and he was mad because he thought that life was being unfair to him.

'Why is my variant's wife still alive—but mine is gone? Is it possible that there are more variants of me out there and their wife's still alive? This is so unfair.'

He thought to himself.

———

After about an hour of talking, Miguel opened up a portal that led back to his home and this piqued his interest.

He waited for Miguel to enter first and immediately followed before the portal closed.

Luckily for him, Miguel was transported to an area with a lot of free spaces to hide in— he was at an advantage, for now.

After Miguel exited the room, he took this chance to wander around the place for a bit, trying to familiarize himself with the roads, buildings, and the distant skyline as he looked at every corner with awe and amusement.

Of course, he didn't forget to change his appearance with the extra clean clothes he found in the previous room hoping that it will do a good disguise for him despite his large physique that stands out.

———

It took him not longer than an hour to finally find Miguel and decided to follow him to his home where he and his wife probably lived in together.

His mind was nervous and scared but his body was trembling with excitement and his eyes beamed with happiness hoping that sooner or later, he'll be able to see his wife again.

Well, yes, he knew that she wasn't exactly his wife, but it didn't matter to Miguel because right now, he was desperate. So desperate to see her, to hold her, to touch her and feel her warmth on his body again.

Oh how long he have missed her and long have he yearned for her to appear before his eyes again.

———

Miguel felt that the universe was blessing him with luck and was in favour of what he was doing.

He managed to follow Miguel back to his home safely without being seen as suspicious since their home was near a crowded and popular area among tourists, and people were very nice to each other and to him, meaning he was able to slide past the guards on watch and curious bystanders who look like they would throw a bottle if they figured out your dark intentions.

Miguel then stayed at a nearby alley near his variant's house and waited till the next day for Miguel to leave again before taking action.

As he watched him walk away and disappear from his sight, he could feel his cold sweat, the shivers, and his whole body shake while he slowly walked towards the door.

His wife was just inside. She was just right behind that door.

She wouldn't know—right?

After all, they're almost exactly the same.

The door had a keyhole and he was kinda frustrated knowing he doesn't have the key at all, but there was an emergency pad where it used the owner's fingerprint and handprint in order to open the door.

Miguel was kind of nervous at first, but after he let the machine scan his hand, the light that was once red turned green at his touch.

He was overjoyed.

Upon entering the house, he was afloat with the amount of coziness and homey feeling this house gave. He admired the decorations, the furniture, the books on the floor and the small mugs with deep red lipstick stains that surrounded the mouth place.

Then he came across the photos that rested on the tables and the ones that were hung on the walls. He was focused on the smiling and loving face of his wife that he longed to see again, and he adored the way how she still loved to wear satin dresses that shined under the sun along with every step she took.

He then picked up a small framed photo that sat on a drawer—it was one of her wedding photo copies, and it showed her and his variant in a beautiful chapel as they held each other in their arms, with her head rested on his chest.

Just then, he heard the door from the second floor shut close and he scurried to return the photos in their rightful places and order and sat down the couch, trying to act as normal as possible.

"Honey?" The lady asked in a tired and surprised tone.

Miguel couldn't believe it. For the past 4 years he was the loneliest he has ever been.

Crying every night as he held the dress his wife last wore, looking through their wedding album during his insomniac nights while he stroked himself as he listened to the recordings of her voice in his phone.

He went to places that they both loved, hoping to ease the heaviness in his chest but it just made it worse knowing that he's going to be alone and will always be alone when walking the paths that he and his wife loved when she was alive.

He was hopeless, but now that she stood infront of him with the warmth and radiance he was most familiar with, he could already feel his heart burst with happiness.

He wanted to cry, to drop to his knees and kiss her hand—he missed her so much, but right now he gotta act right or else things will take the wrong turn.

"Why are you home already? I thought you had work?"

Miguel tried to come up with an en excuse as his eyes wandered around.

"I—I forgot something.." He said in a slightly nervous tone and tried to keep his demeanor clean, as if he wasn't fighting the urge to pull his hair out of his scalp just a few minutes earlier.

Miguel stood and his height towered his wife whose head just reached the bottom of his chin.

Slowly and hesitantly, he lifted his hand and caressed her cheek with his thumb. His skin touching hers alone was enough to send shivers down his spine.

"Miguel? Is everything alright?" The unsuspecting wife asked.

But before he could even speak, Miguel's body gave up and pulled her into a tight embrace like he has never hugged someone in a hundred years.

'Finally—Finally I'm able to be with you again.' He thought to himself as his arms tightened around her body.

"Oh my," The woman hugged him back as she let out a soft chuckle. "Have you been stressed lately?"

He couldn't say anything else anymore. It felt like his heart was in his throat so all he could manage was a soft nod as his head rested on the crook of her neck.

She gave his back a few several pats before pulling away from the hug, and cupping his cheeks to kiss his forehead.

Miguel felt the warmth spread across his body down to his very bones as she did so, and this made him want to stay in this universe even more without second thoughts.

"Mi amor..." Miguel let out a heavy sigh. "I- I know this might be random for you but I've missed you." He placed his forehead onto hers as he closed his eyes and rested his hands on her waist.

"Yeah, you're so random," She chuckled. "But I've missed you too."

After a few moments of hugging and caressing each other's face, the both of them sat down and his wife decided that it might be the nice time to talk about their issues in their marriage— not knowing that this man wasn't her original husband at all.

"Love, I've been meaning to tell you that you've been neglecting me lately."

Miguel's eyes widened at what she said, because how on earth could her Miguel neglect her when he'd do anything to spend time with her, even for just a few seconds.

"... I'm sorry. How long have you been feeling that way?" Miguel asked as he gently held her hand that was resting on her lap.

"About 2 months now. Everyday the noises you make when you get ready for work kinda wakes me up, but you never wake me up to say goodbye or at least kiss me before you leave" she sighed.

———

After the two talked for almost 3 hours, Miguel was determined to spend time with her in his variant's place and still hoped that he wouldn't get caught. It may seem like a selfish act but he loved his wife dearly that he couldn't let go of her, no matter how many years have passed. He still loved her the same.

———

This man continued seeing his wife for 3 months straight. Some of his neighbors would get unsettled by his sudden change of personality from time to time (Mind you that Miguel was the type to be cold towards people he's not comfortable with and this Miguel was a friendly and warmly energetic type) but they were glad Miguel decided to interact with them more.

The house also started to have some changes in the atmosphere whenever he was around and his wife felt the happiest when she was with him.

Sometimes at certain points, she would find the difference of his behavior during the day compared to his behavior during the night kind of odd, but it didn't matter.

Deep down, she knows that the Miguel she spends the day with wasn't the same Miguel yet she was happy with the love and attention he has given her for the past 3 months.

Miguel was still wondering why he hasn't been caught yet but he was thankful that his wife didn't bring up their moments to the original Miguel and he kinda hoped it would stay that way.

———

One day, Miguel called that he was coming home late so he decided to go back to his wife immediately to stay a bit longer after making up excuses why he went home after he said that he'll be coming home late.

Delighted and comfortable in each other's presence, the two's casual conversation in the kitchen ended up getting taken to the dim-lit bedroom as they both held each other with their naked bodies touching with every move and whispered each other's names in their ears.

They were submerged in lustful pleasure and euphoria that they didn't care about their surroundings at all. Their eyes were focused on each other and to each other alone, and their lips said nothing but sweet affirmations, quiet gasps & moans, and a single name they were fond of most.

"What the hell is going on here?! What are you doing with my wife?!"

Well, shit.

broooo this shit is fireee 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

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Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

REBLOG

F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U   S E E   T H I S

O N   Y O U R   D A S H

FUCKING REBLOG THIS. DON’T LET FALSE INFORMATION MAKE YOU BE THE REASON SOMEONE DIES.

FUCKING REPLOG THIS DO NOT LET ANY OF THIS FALSE INFORMATION FOOL YOU. IT MIGHT NOT BE AFFECTED BY YOU BUT IT WILL BE TO SOME PEOPLE

I AGREE.

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Ok... so like everything is just upfuckery today. I STILL am waiting for the keyboard to finally completely use the Notebook I have borrowed from my school and it's been 3 MONTHS and it still ain't there!!! What the fuck is going on with the government?????

Next thing on the way to my school to get that fucking shit done, I wanna use the tram which said: "nope bitch, not gomna work rn, gotta wait for like twenty minutes move and drive for an hour and a half" AND ALL THAT just to get to my school.

Next thing that came up is that a Dude who was kinda a nice guy just started sending me Emails. We lost contact because he started hating on my best friend because she got Gucci glasses. I blocked him on everything, butbhe got new numbers for 4 TIMES!!!! And then he stalked my Insta. DMed me. I blocked him. He got a new acc and DMed me. I blocked him. That for three times. Like what the fuck. And now that shit with the email. That went kinda went like: "yeah... we haven't seen each other for so long.... I kinda miss you... I hope everything is going well for you". Oh! And not to forget "I will never again meet a girl like you" and so trigger/test him a bit I just said "my glasses r gucci" (tbh that was a lie because my glasses are from Eschenbach) buuutttt....

He just speedran into 'batshit insane mode'. It went like "bitch I have more expensive shit than you" And he started wishing for my death or that I get killed.

And

The only thing I was able to say to that was "r/nice guys much?".

Jakajksjsk- what???? The only thing i could think of was... SUBREDDITS????

man I'm done w that shit onG🙄

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Social Media AU (#1)

— Corpse Husband x Fem!Reader

— Word Count: N/A

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yourinstagram ☕️

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@yourfan5 ICON

@neytiri how are u so gorgeous i can’t-

↪️ @yourinstagram umm have you seen yourself? <3

@corpse_husband corpse wife? 😳

↪️ @yourinstagram shush 😳

↪️ @corpsefan9 GET MARRIED ALREADY

@jacksepticeye i’m gonna pull those pigtails off your head >:)

↪️ @yourinstagram why do you do me like this?

@yourfan2 I LOVE U

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yourinstagram back with the best @valkyrae

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@yourfan1 I ain’t ever see two pretty best friends, until now <3

@pokimanelol beauties <3333

↪️ @yourinstagram wish u were here bby :(

↪️ @valkyrae miss uuu <3

@pewdiepie careful, someone might try and sell you drugs out there

↪️ @yourinstagram thanks felix

@valkyrae WIFE I LOVE U

↪️ @corpse_husband back off 😠

↪️ @yourinstagram quit arguing, we all know i’m sykkuno’s

↪️ @sykkuno what?

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corpse_husband #smallhands

@yourfan7 ARE THEY IN THE SAME HOUSE OR WHAT???

@corpsefan4 R Y’ALL DATING??

@yourinstagram stfu corpse i don’t have small hands

↪️ @corpse_husband sureeeeee you don’t

@valkyrae are those rings 😏

↪️ @corpse_husband yes???

↪️ @valkyrae wedding rings perhaps?? 😏

↪️ @corpse_husband jesus christ

@corpsefan9 hands 😳🤲🏼

@sykkuno tell Y/N she has very lovely hands :)

↪️ @yourinstagram thank u sykkuno 😌❤️

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yourinstagram the only one i’ll travel the world for 🖤

@yourfan5 DATING CONFIRMED???

↪️ @yourinstagram yes :)

↪️ @yourfan5 JSHDHSHFHJS

↪️ @corpsefan2 HOLY SHIT

@pewdiepie get your foot off of him, nasty

↪️ @yourinstagram fight me.

@pokimanelol you guys are the cutest 🥰

@corpse_husband corpse wife? 🖤

↪️ @yourinstagram corpse wife. <3

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— I’M SORRY IF THIS SUCKS, I’VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BAHAHAH. I do accept requests in this format now, as long as you give me some kind of storyline to portray in the posts. <3 remember to eat and drink, and be happy :)

That's mad adorable😭🖤

U did an awesome job hun💞💞

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Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

Finally Tumblr can do math

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

This post is pushing me to the limit

the two copies of the book are identical the second one will not let you solve any problems the first one didn’t

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lustrous-orb

don’t change the subject

soo... does that make tumblr smort now? btw... radioactive materials really are bitches, i stan u at that @quecksilvereyes bro

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Anonymous asked:

Levi gives off the vibe where if someone knocked on the door in the middle of you banging it out, he’d just grip you hips and go harder. not stopping. idk how to describe he just does. take with that what you will - 🧩

AHHHHHHH

why am I in love w/ this like ???

Pls have a small drabble about this. I am so horny for this lil mans. good lord someone pls help me.

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chiwhorei

👁👁 that last line sksksksksksksksk

lemme just quickly procrastinate on important schoolstuff for this-

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my period. nobody cares but i need tk know if i am the only one

it consists of:

- cramps till death (duh)

- disgutingly often nausea

- heatwaves i just can't explain

- an immaculate hunger for sweet shit

- "don't you dare give me hugs/kisses/cuddles or you die"

- "give me hugs/kisses/cuddles or you die"

- memes to make life less miserable

can someone just,,, just gimme a virtual hug rn?

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Guys I just realized something

PLEASE SOMEONE BAN ME FROM THE INTERNET

truth has been revealed

once seen cannot be unseen

I think I need sleep or I'm generally just meshed up... A typical gen z thing ig...

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.okay so like i have only 10 min left until fonkey monks Friday is over for me, yet i didn't say shit abt it so here ya go;

HAPPY FONKY MONKEY FRIDAY, MY BELOVED BITCHES!!!!!!!!1!!

btw thx for 105 notes on my Katsuki x Reader HC-blurb thingy 👉👈🥰🖤🌸

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here i am... procrastinating my life... for that...

i don’t regret shit🖤🌸

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“reblogs aren’t important you’re just whiny”

yeah because when you see this

tell me you don’t get annoyed.

tumblr’s algorithm only cares about posts that are reblogged, it doesn’t count likes. posts don’t get promoted or circulated when they only have likes (the way instagram functions), only reblogs matter for increasing reach on tumblr as a platform.

support content creators.

like y'all are fuckin killing tumblr (& content creation) but okay

you think that’s not a lot of notes? that’s cute.

but yeah, tumblr’s system definitely doesn’t advantage non-popular artists, but there’s a big problem from within the community too. i have over 400 followers and i consider myself lucky when more than 2 people reblog my art, so imagine how much worse it is for people with even less followers.

reblog content creators, guys. liking posts doesn’t do anything.

THIS!

Reblog art and writing.

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jonundead

Seriously if you like something, SPREAD IT!

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9lunarseas6

Sorry to break it to you but they’re all right. Tumblr isn’t Instagram. Likes don’t get us anywhere. Everybody’s “drop a heart and keep scrolling” mentality has murdered all of my original content sideblogs. Each and every one of them.

C'mon guys, REBLOG

It helps a lot and personally makes me feel a whole lot better when you reblog rather then like

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