Sorry that was my soul.

West Side Story: Maria [ENTP]

OFFICIAL TYPING BY: mysterylover123

Extroverted Intuition (Ne): “Imagine being afraid of you!” Maria is very fond of ideas and possibilities, usually at the expense of anything practical. She’s eager to try new things, to embrace her first dance, to go daring, to jump into this hasty romance. She’s quick to assume things about the future (i.e., they won’t accept Tony because he looks different.) She’s more philosophical than many of the other characters, more willing to look at the symbolism in her circumstances and attribute the problems to bigger ideas (“You all killed him…not with bullets, or guns, with hate.”) She expresses her love by acting erratic, and enjoys playacting with Tony (also strong Ne user), imagining their future, pretending the mannequins are their family.

Introverted Thinking (Ti): She asks lots of questions about the why of things - why do the boys fight? Why does she feel this way? She is the more grounded of the two lovers (just like the character she’s based on), more willing to remind Tony of the logical reality of their situation. She is fond of logical plays on words. She’s not afraid to occasionally exploit rational weaknesses in those around her to get what she wants (lying to Anita to get her out of the store, blackmailing Anita to lower the neck of her dress.) She contemplates her situation and expresses her internal summation of the situation at the end, in her famous speech about hate, demonstrating that she’s thought a good deal about cause and effect.

Extroverted Feeling (Fe): Being approved of by others means a lot to Maria. She absorbs the emotions and approval of others and relies on that feeling. She’s very open with her emotions, spilling them out into any given conversation as if she has no filter for them.  She initially calmly goes along (on the surface, anyway) with what Anita and Bernardo tell her to do, blindly accepting their morals. At the end, she rips into the two gangs for their hatred, expressing her moral condemnation of them aloud and pouring her heart out to everyone, perhaps in order to address the big social wrong that took her lover away.

Introverted Sensing (Si): Maria is not too concerned with traditions. She’s quick to break the rules, to throw out expectations, to avoid focusing on the past. She has little interest in the details or minutiae of a situation, instead just enjoying the fantasies. She sometimes acts out her Si in an unhealthy knee-jerk obedience to the people around her, rather than asserting what she wants to do in the moment.  

The types as flowers

The flowers I think of when each type comes to mind because flowers are cool :)

INTJ - Chrysanthemum

ESFP - Zinnia

ISTP - Iris

ENFJ - Marigold

ISTJ - Aster

ENFP - Sunflower

INFJ - Rose

ENTP - Orchid

ESTP - Lupin

ISFJ - Tulip

Hydrangea - INTP

ESTJ - Poppy

INFP - Lily

ESFJ - Carnation

ENTJ - Dahlia

ISFP - Daffodil

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency: Bart [ENTP]

OFFICIAL TYPING by Charity / The Mod

Functional Order: Ne-Ti-Fe-Si

Perceiving Functional Axis:

Extroverted Intuition (Ne) / Introverted Sensing (Si)

Bart shares Dirk’s belief that everything will just kind of… work together in the end, that she will be where she needs to be, and do whatever she needs to do, once she gets there, because the entire universe is full of unseen connections, so why bother over-thinking anything, when whatever happens is going to happen whether you decide to make it happen or not? She sets out with a defined expectation of reality based on personal experience (I’m an assassin, and out to kill Dirk Gently) only to reverse her entire belief system at the end after new experiences (I’m an assassin, sent to protect Dirk Gently). She has never gotten hurt, so in her mind, this means she never will. The only thing unexpected that ever has happened to her shakes her to the core because she has no personal experience with it… and it ties into and triggers her inferior Si, in that it makes her safety-conscious (for the first time), paranoid, and prone to anxiety. She has never felt pain before and doesn’t like it.

Judging Functional Axis:

Introverted Thinking (Ti) / Extroverted Feeling (Fe)

Her personal pet theory of the universe (everything ties together) seems rational to her own mind, and she cannot understand why others think it’s insane. It bothers her when people do not agree that her way is ‘rational’ or support her decisions. She is free with her feelings on everything, but once a random event threatens her preconceived expectations of reality, she goes into a full-blown meltdown. Bart has figured out how the world works (so she thinks); she knows what to expect, and what to rely on… and then she gets hurt. It shatters her Ti-categorized thinking, and she becomes extremely emotional and self-pitying.

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

House Traits: daring, nerve, and chivalry.

Despite being a psychopath, Bart shows Gryffindor’s traits of being fearless, and risk taking for a greater purpose. She even learns that maybe being the “hero” and saving people isn’t all that bad after all.

Agent Carter: Angie Martinelli [ENTP]

OFFICIAL TYPING BY: mysterylover123

Extroverted Intuition (Ne): Angie loves rattling off information about her day, and relaying how the incidents are connected. She sees how things fit together, connecting her experience with Broadway to Peggy’s experiences around the office; coming up with ideas about where Peggy can live, quickly surmising Peggy’s reasons for not wanting to live near her. She’s more interested in the dream of being on Broadway than the actual living out of the concept. When things don’t go well after a year, she’s willing to give it up, but at a moment’s notice, chance her mind again. She loves playing parts, living in an imaginary world.

Introverted Thinking (Ti): She’s quick to over-think, to come up with many different internal explanations for why people behave the way they do. She has lots of facts at her fingertips about the girls at the Griffith, who they are and what they’ve done, and is quick to overshare them. She likes using specific names to define people, nicknames and concepts and clever tricks of word to express who she perceives them to be; Peggy is ‘English’, the rude guy is a word she can’t say on the clock.

Extroverted Feeling (Fe): Her emotions come bursting out frequently. She gets excited over the slightest thing, shows her feelings towards everything and everyone. Her Fe is generally turned in the Tertiary direction, in that she generally utilizes her outer emotions to attain the things she wants with her higher functions. Whether it be gauging Peggy’s feelings towards her or fake-crying to distract the SSR agents, Angie’s emotional responses are a performance, first and foremost.

Introverted Sensing (Si): Though she does relate things that happened to her, she needs to see how they connect to the current conversation. Her talk about her day tends to ramble on with no real point sometimes; it’s just random lists of subjective experiences that she feels the need to relate. She’s generally disorganized and not great at following the rules or going by the books (stopping in the middle of a work day to have a conversation with Peggy.)

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency: Dirk Gently [ENTP]

OFFICIAL TYPING by Charity / The Mod

Functional Order: Ne-Ti-Fe-Si

Perceiving Functional Axis:

Extroverted Intuition (Ne) / Introverted Sensing (Si)

Dirk’s entire approach to crime solving is based on his perception that he can solve all crimes by indulging each idea, possibility, and patterns as equal in potential evidence and “connected,” even when he cannot yet see how (he has a solid faith that in the end, it will all come together in a coherent pattern and make sense – and for him, it does because once he obtains sufficient ideas, the conclusion occurs to him); he follows this theory because it has served him well in the past, and is so quick to leap on new ideas and possibilities that others find it difficult to follow his train of thought. He is right about everything, even the fact that some things do not connect properly (and Todd gets annoyed when Dirk accurately assumes and points out flaws in his character).  His inferior Si manifests in his panic when confronted by a situation he cannot reason or argue his way out of, which requires physical exertion from him (being trapped in a room full of lit light bulbs as it becomes smaller). His fear about the gang tracking his movements stems from repeated negative encounters with them. Dirk feels confident in theories, but not in physical engagement – oddly, as his partner becomes more eager to put himself in danger, Dirk starts backtracking, as his inferior Si balks at encountering situations in which he has no former experience for comparison.

Judging Functional Axis:

Introverted Thinking (Ti) / Extroverted Feeling  (Fe):

Dirk’s “theory of crime solving” makes rational sense in his mind, and it perplexes him that others cannot seem to follow his reasoning or agree that his logic is valid; he wants Todd to share in his enthusiasm for the theory, and quickly adapts a mindset of shared purpose. Dirk craves friends to solve crimes with, both to share and affirm his “outrageous” ideas (Ne/Fe interaction) and because any acceptance of his logical concepts as valid is “proof” of their greater validity in his mind. He is happiest when everyone is working with him to solve the crime, as a group effort, but shows more fascination for understanding than he does awareness of social behaviors (he can be frank in making logical judgments about people and circumstances, and only realizes it was rude after the fact… if he realizes it at all).

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

House Traits: wit, intelligence, creativity, and wisdom.

Only a Ravenclaw would seek to solve crimes in such an intellectualized, random-theory manner, all for the great fun of engaging their mind in unforeseen puzzles.

Game of Thrones: Petyr Baelish [ENTP]

OFFICIAL TYPING by Charity / the mod.

Extroverted Intuition (Ne): Lord Varys says of Littlefinger “he would burn the world to the ground if he could be king of the ashes.” His method is “chaos is a ladder,” and he freely generates it, sometimes with precision (his decision to betray Ned started the war and he skillfully maneuvers his allies) and sometimes by overstepping himself (he leaps on a chance to insult Cersei and almost dies; he hands Sansa over to Ramsay Bolton before he has found out enough about him to secure her safety; he marries Lysanna and then kills her, he miscalculates his relationship with Jon Snow, etc) but always with total confidence in his ability to respond to any contingency. He warns Sansa to keep all possibilities present in her mind at all times, treating each as if it is the most likely outcome, so nothing will ever catch her off guard. Petyr thinks several steps ahead and is unafraid of abstract conversations. When Sansa asks what he wants from life, Petyr replies, “Everything.”

Introverted Thinking (Ti): He operates on an understanding of how reality works and his intentions are to “break the rules” – since he is a lowborn, he creates his own house and sigil. Petyr is incredibly intelligent but also  over-estimates his intelligence. He swiftly assesses situations and takes advantage of them in ways he thinks are logical (he starts playing the Stark sisters against one another as soon as both arrive in Winterfell, fearful Arya may prove a threat to him), but he achieves no measurable successes from his tactics other than personal understanding or pleasure (each step advances him in his mind, but in reality, can take him further from his main goal to “rule”). He likes to toy with and treat people as his operatives, and finds it easy because he “understands” their motives.

Extroverted Feeling  (Fe): Petyr’s desperate need for approval flares up in his frequent ego-driven miscalculations; in his youth, boasting he slept with both Tully sisters revealed him as a social climber to outside parties; his taunt to Cersei almost gets him arrested and killed (he wants to impress and intimidate her by letting her know he’s aware of the incest). That people look down on him for his low birth bothers him enough that he wants to prove his superior intelligence. He risks his relationship with Jon by hinting he loves Sansa, he felt insulted by Tyrion when Tyrion was the Hand, and lashed out at him emotionally; he enjoys getting a rise out of people (Rob, Catelyn, Ned, Jon) by taunting them with his relationship with Catelyn (and his affections for her, and reminding Jon she treated him badly). He often tries to establish a common goal (I love your sister, as I loved her mother; you can trust me) but usually miscalculates the impact his statements will have on the other person. Petyr seduces Sansa by trying to become invaluable to her, enjoying that she respects his intelligence, hoping she will share his mindset and his bed.

Introverted Sensing (Si): Why Catelyn Stark? Why cannot Peter get past a lost love? And why does he replace her with his daughter once she dies? Is it because Sansa looks like her mother or is it the family he always wanted to be part of? He seems to see in Sansa a second chance to recreate what he could never have with Catelyn, but on a much grander and ambitious scale (Ne). Petyr feels a simultaneous pull between wanting to fit into society, and changing society to reflect his desires from life (he tries to fit in, and mold some of his traits and his house after the great houses, but he is not content with that… he wants more – Ne/Si). His failure to consider the details of his plans or to pick up on subtler hints (the mistake with Ramsay that turned Sansa against him, or Bran reading his mind and intentions) leads to his downfall.

Note: I have argued Petyr Baelish as an INTJ before, but it was a case of me forming an opinion of his type in the first season and not studying him further as the seasons progressed – as time went on, his tendency to operate quickly and with fair degrees of adaptability should have shown me a dominant extroverted intuitive function. His ego-driven behavior also became more apparent, particularly in the last two seasons where he provoked people for no reason other than self-gratification (poor Fe). I could never quite figure out why he so often tips his hand… but it’s to show off, and it’s what killed him in the end. Forgive me, I’ll be mourning in the corner.

If this isn’t ENTP then I don’t know what is

The life of an Ne-dom

mbti as occurrences near my university

ESFJ: free tea and cookie events during exam week that no one goes to

ISFJ: puppy petting workshops during exam week that everyone goes to

ESFP: bright green hippie van occasionally seen throwing loaves of bread at people

ISFP: a farmers market outside of Starbucks

ESTJ: hundreds of “research participants needed” posters. everywhere you look. Even the bathrooms.

ISTJ: the campus security service door. people are seen inside, but never entering or leaving.

ESTP: the people who canoe over a mini lake that happens in the centre of the university every spring due to poor water drainage

ISTP: the pontoon bridge over that lake that just spontaneously appeared one day

ENFJ: passive aggressive chalkboard in a student store instructing people to not be fucking idiots to the staff and tries to make you feel bad just for being there to buy something

INFJ: vegan food truck that only sells two different curries at 12 dollars each

ENFP: half defunct parkour practice area

INFP: poster for a political club that says “join the side that won the Cold War”

ENTJ: the student government election week that no one pays attention to but everyone complains about anyway

INTJ: big bin where a bunch of old computers and computer parts are thrown at the beginning of each year

ENTP: whoever put the Young Conservative club across from the Young Communist League during a club festival

INTP: big, complex looking clock in the student centre that hasn’t worked for years

MBTI types as Amazon reviews

INFP

ENFP

INFJ

ENFJ

INTP

ENTP

INTJ

ENTJ

ISFP

ESFP

ISFJ

ESFJ

ISTP

ESTP

ISTJ

ESTJ