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Tis I Your Local Asshole

@rosario-maiden

My name is Emma
| She-her | 23 | A trash man |
I do an art: IN-THE-MEAN-TIME-WHY-NOT
I am just a weird lad getting through it
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podcastwizard
qwertyisqueen asked:

hey my family has an antique wizard statue from the 80s. You wanna see it?

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podcastwizard answered:

yeah but if it puts a curse on me for beholding it it's gotta be something cool ok

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qwertyisqueen

Here it is. I can’t get a better photo because he’s behind a glass case, but there’s a Little Rock with a lizard behind his back.

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podcastwizard

he's stored behind a glass case the same way uranium glassware has to be stored behind glass cases but instead of exposing you to radiation he exposes you to level 8 fireball

i like his yodeling friend

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qwertyisqueen

the yodeler is from Germany. He’s supposed to puff incense out of his mouth, but instead it comes out of his middle.

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podcastwizard

the wizard got to him :/

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