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arc-trooper

are you FUCKING kidding me. They’re doing this to prevent people from starting a 30 day trial and canceling it as soon as they’re finished binge-watching their favorite tv shows. They’re doing it for even more money.

Pro tip: get the 30 day trial after your favorite tv shows episodes have all aired

Pro tip: pirate your favorite tv shows episodes the day after they air

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1d as dumb things i've said today (yes i said just today)
Harry: i love this kitten more than i love myself
Niall: she is beauty, she is grace, she is taco bell
Louis: algebra can't cure my depression so what's the point
Liam: PUT THAT LIGHT DOWN RIGHT NOW I SWEAR-
Zayn: i'm top of the crop baby
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reblog if you support boys expressing soft emotions

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Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.

Forever reblog

No. I’m eating. I don’t wanna see you hang out your goddamn tits while I have food. My kids don’t wanna see it. It’s not some misogynistic ideal, it’s fucking public indecency. Can I take my cock out under the table and feed my wife/girlfriend? No? Fuck you

i genuinely cannot believe that you just compared a blowjob to breastfeeding oh my fucking god 

getting a blowjob is a sexual thing and it also does not ‘feed’ anyone whereas breastfeeding is literally not even a sexual thing a baby is having food that they need to live like it’s nowhere near on the same level as getting a blowjob omg

if you are uncomfortable seeing a woman breastfeeding then that is your problem because you have oversexualised breasts so much that you can’t even stand seeing them being used for their actual purpose and also you’re an idiot

go eat your dinner in a public bathroom, you trash bag

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patrickat

End skeevy dudes who compare whipping out their dick in public to breast feeding 2k15

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ugly-bread

DO YOU FEED YOUR CHILDREN SEMEN? SHOVE A TRASH CAN UP YOUR ASS

Pediatric anthropology student, here.

1.) Breasts as sexual fetishes is a (largely Western) cultural construction. Yes, it’s a fetish – anything you are sexually attracted to that is not the genitals of an adult is a fetish, or paraphilia. My professors have met non-Westerners who think our men are “like babies” because they are attracted to breasts.

Breasts ≠ genitals. Scientifically, they are considered secondary sexual characteristics – same category as facial hair. They can be sexual in a sexual context, just as necks and feet can be. But their primary purpose is reproductive.

2.) Breastmilk is not a “bodily fluid.” It is FOOD.

It is not categorized by the CDC as a biohazard, and so no you don’t need to freak out if your coworker wants to store her milk right next to your Lunchables.

MOREOVER,

Breastmilk is not just protein and vitamins. It is a living, dynamic substance that BUILDS HUMANS.

It has hundreds of ingredients (<— actually that list needs to be updated because they’ve discovered more already). There is a lab at the University of Washington St. Louis, where they have written all of the ingredients of human milk on the wall – They have run out of room on that wall. Among those ingredients:

  • The exact ratio of protein-sugars-fats that human infants need (cow’s milk doesn’t even come close)
  • Antibodies to pathogens in the baby’s environment (synthesized by the mother within hours of coming into contact with a given pathogen) and other immune factors
  • Stem cells. FUCKING STEM CELLS. (They used glow-in-the-dark mice to find out what they do!)
  • Hormones (support growth and regulate behavior)
  • peptides
  • Self-digesting fats (what the whaaat)
  • Growth factors
  • water, vitamins, minerals, carbs, etc.
  • prolly other awesome shit we don’t even know about yet because we’ve barely scratched the surface of this research!

These ingredients change hour-to-hour according to the baby’s needs. It will even add more water on hot/dry days. Fuck, breastmilk kills cancer in a petri dish. Breastmilk. is. not. a. bodily. fluid. It. is. liquid. gold. 3.) When you tell a woman to go to the bathroom to breastfeed, you are perpetuating the notion that it is dirty and shameful and needs to be hidden away. This idea is the biggest barrier to achieving breastfeeding goals in the United States. Because women feel ashamed, they often stay isolated at home when they should be spending time out and about with friends and family and having, like, a life. This isolation can contribute to postpartum depression. From the Surgeon General’s Call to Action to Support Breastfeeding: Women may find themselves excluded from social interactions when they are breastfeeding because others are reluctant to be in the same room while they breastfeed. For many women, the feeling of embarrassment restricts their activities and is cited as a reason for choosing to feed supplementary formula or to give up breastfeeding altogether. And since we have this culture of shame and privacy surrounding breastfeeding, young girls and women don’t see it enough to learn what is normal/not and how to do it, so they often give up when they run into problems because they don’t realize there’s an easy fix. Moreover, an infant needs to be integrated into society in order to develop properly. He/she needs to see faces and hear voices. Isolating them – or throwing a blanket over their head – takes this important component of their development away. It also often annoys them because they are understimulated. 4.) YOU NEED TO SEE IT. That’s right, YOU. Even if you are a dude. Maybe you aren’t a parent, but you probably have loved ones who are. Or you might become one yourself someday. And if you are American chances are you have no idea how breastfeeding actually works, because you never fucking see it. It’s messy and complicated, and hard. It used to be a part of everyday life, because there weren’t any alternatives – So we learned how to do it by being around it all the time, NBD. The whole sexualization/modesty thing surrounding breasts wasn’t a thing until like the mid-20th century. Check out this 1871 drawing of a woman breastfeeding IN FUCKING CHURCH:

She’s covered head to toe, in accordance with modesty standards of the time – except for her breast, about which the people around her give zero fucks. More from the Surgeon General: In American culture, breasts have often been regarded primarily as sexual objects, while their nurturing function has been downplayed. Although focusing on the sexuality of female breasts is common in the mass media, visual images of breastfeeding are rare, and a mother may never have seen a woman breastfeeding. Mothers need to see it. Future mothers need to see it. Future fathers need to see it. Family members need to see it. Everybody needs to see it. SO THEY FUCKING GET USED TO IT. So, no, I’m not gonna go to the bathroom to feed my kid. If you don’t want to see it, then DON’T. FUCKING. LOOK.

signal boost this. a LOT.

I’m gonna reblog this again bc fuck you tumblr

Lol look it’s the post that almost got me deleted from tumblr. Rebloging agian bc of that lol. Also it’s important

If you don’t want to see kids breast feeding in public, then no one wants to see YOU eating in public. take your plate and go eat in the bathroom. Or is that too unsanitary? now ya know how the mom and kid feels :/

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notjustamumj

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

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twirliest

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

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riarkling

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

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trapbvby

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

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alexisreneg

Ow

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hellhearts

I don’t even care, y’all, I love my mom

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maruwrites

this is so fcked up but i have to

Why you do me dirty

I personally don’t like my mom all that much (she did scream at me instead of showing sympathy) but I’m terrified of anyone dying by my hand so fuck it

MAMMY NO

FUCK

I don’t like this kind of post but I ain’t risking it.

I hate chain posts buT IM NOT RISKING IT

My mothers enchiladas are too good i cant risk it

As much as I can’t wait to get away from her, I don’t want death on my hands. Sorry

^^^

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milomeepit

If my mother dies so do all the family recipes at this point-

I love my mom

I reblogged this ages ago, but still not risking it.

Hunty I am n o t risking it

I KEEP GETTING THIS

| You know what I love my mom i will do anything for her |

MOOMOO NO

Jokes on you. I have the doggo of protection on my side.

(Fox: *sighs*…I-I…honestly couldn’t care less about her passing on but like someone else said… don’t want that on my shoulders…I-I felt bad not reblogging…😞)

(I hate these things so much. I’m paranoid and I love my mom so I’m reblogging but people seriously just need to come up with something creative instead of doing this for reblogs. :/

God, I don’t like my mom very much but I need her else I’ll die because my dad doesn’t do anything. He sits on his ass all day.

MOMMY!! MOMMA!! *hugs*

*hugs too*

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i hope all my single wlw followers find love in 2019

actually u kno what? i hope u all find love within yourselves in 2019 too, bc self love is just as important if not more important

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