Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

I’m the girl crying

Oh my fucking god

the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

Do some of you not form your own opinions? Yikes

oh shit i guess this is a bad post

my favorite slow burn romance is seth meyers and city correspondent stefon

Harry Styles for The Face

“Why don’t clams give to charity?”

“Harry, please-“

“Because they’re shellfish”

open and raw communication with your partner may be uncomfortable and feel so ugly and vulnerable but it solves soo many problems in the end

The idea that was sold to us of "love is effortless and you should communicate telepathically with your partner" is false. Love is awkward as hell. It's A LOT of straight up talking and realization of your self - your own needs. It's important to make those needs heard. Do not deny yourself full love

that idea robs us of so much intimacy, the intimacy that comes with honesty and vulnerability and being known.

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

tom jones fucked all of our moms

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

Despite all the bad things CGI has done for us this year, (Lion King, Sonic, Cats) we must remember the good

cats (2019, dir. tom hooper)