Avatar

Humanity's Strongest Shitposts

@humanitys-strongest-shitposts / humanitys-strongest-shitposts.tumblr.com

Love Rivamika? Love shitposting? Then join us and let's all be weeb trash together.
Avatar
Avatar

I just like to think (and assume cause obviously this is pretty much canon) that Mikasa can wear the most horrific outfit and she'll look fucking amazing. One day she tests Levi (who gets turned on too easily by her) by wearing a sun dress and crocs, and pink extensions. The whole day he's blushing— not from embarrassment at what his girlfriend of five years is wearing, but because he has a painful and very noticeable dent in his pants. Later in bed, he whispers: "You can wear the hell out of those crocs."

Avatar
Avatar

Rivamika seems like the couple to fight for dominance while having sex. They basically tease each other (for a VERY long time) until one of them gives up and agrees to be submissive. But they sometimes have sex without the dom/sub thing because they’re horny and in love. ;)

Avatar
Avatar

Silly theory: Once Mikasa is as strong as Levi, a Rivamika arm wrestling match could theoretically last forever.

Headcanon: Mikasa and Levi decide to arm wrestle and everyone gets really into it, except that their arms don’t really move because they’re counterbalancing each other. It takes hours for one of them to falter and by then everyone has lost interest and/or gone to bed, or by the time one of them desperately needs to go to the bathroom, they decide to call it a draw.

Avatar
Avatar

I just like to think that Levi heard about those orgasms you get hypnosis from Hanji and him asking if he could do it to his lovely badass wife who wants to know where this is heading. After an hour Levi is on the floor exhausted because trying to figure out if Mikasa is actually going under his "spell" or just a really good actress. Mikasa is laughing hysterically at her defeated husband because he's trying so hard. They end up making love normally and crack up about it years later. “grandma, tell us some stories about you and grandpa!” “he tried to give me an orgasm using hypnosis but ended up lying on the floor”

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

So I've been seeing that Levi and Mikasa are labeled or known as humanity's strongest pair, just wanted to ask where did that come from. Sorry I'm new to the manga but I've been seeing it a lot so it'd be cool if someone could explain it. Anyways thanks :)

Levi and Mikasa are the two strongest and most talented soldiers in the military. Levi’s nickname is Humanity’s Strongest Soldier, and Mikasa was the strongest in the 104th Trainees, and had a nickname like The Girl Worth 100 Soldiers. Since they’re both so great on their own, together they’re Humanity’s Strongest Pair!

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

Shit I feel so weird, now knowing that Levi and Mikasa are distantly related but their such badasses together. Ugggh that *related* part just gets me -.- lol

They’re related in the sense that all people in a distinct ethnic group are genetically related to some degree. I wouldn’t worry about it, personally. Their relationship is explicitly not incestuous. The Ackermans are one bloodline, just as the majority of humanity is one bloodline. Levi and Mikasa are, genetically, about as closely related as any other two characters from the same ethnic group/bloodline (Titan shifters, Ackermans, Asians, the rest of humanity, etc.).

Avatar

Did levi ever think once that mikasa is beautiful ?

Avatar

It hasn't come up in canon but there's still time for it (and there's always fanfiction since there's a good chance it won't happen in canon).

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.