Isabelle’s Birthday!

Happy birthday Isabelle!

Hey, you! It’s Isabelle’s birthday today!

this is so fucking funny to me (credit @havocs)

if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:

- digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms

- finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess

- launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content

- the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death

Tumblr after 12/16/18:

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

The Mask of the Red Death by Manuel Orazi (1860-1934)

sparkling water aka water with holes. slightly less wet than regular water.

Alright guys! We have a deadline…

Uh..

Someone please explain wtf with wrong with all the animal faces in the Mowgli thing on Netflix?  Trying to put human features on them makes it SUPER uncanny fucking valley and nightmare fuel.  

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU CAT THIS IS

2016 movie looked so much better…what happened!? Sorry, I’m browsing netflix and everytime that trailer comes out, I twitch.

I just… all i can think of… is…

Unpopular opinion: Bayonetta is a Bowsette version of Hideo Kojima

And this was back when it was actually good

This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some bozo changed your funny comment to say you love being a dummy. That’s what used to happen here. Every single day.

It was the fucking best

Tumblr staff:

Studio Ghibli: the name of our movie would be “Laputa: Castle in the sky”

People who don’t speak Spanish: OH that’s amazing

People who speak Spanish: *choke on saliva* La QUE?!