THE GAME "SURVIVING MARS" ALLOWS YOU TO SELECT SPACE COMMUNISM AS YOUR LOGO DGSGSGAGAGAJ

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

Reblogging purely for the last one

@jupiterjames

This post just gets better every time I see it

@tinyconfusion

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

#raises hand #i dont understand #please explain? 

In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.

It doesn’t matter what it’s for.

You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?

For college?

To put a downpayment on a house?

Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?

Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.

And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.

So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.

“What if I spend the money that day?”

Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.

And yes, this system literally kills people.

Remember when “Guardians of the Galaxy” came out? one of Rocket Racoon’s creators, Bill Mantlo, suffered an accident in 1992 and has irreparable brain damage.

before the movie came out, Marvel gave him an exclusive preview screening. SOme people were upset because they felt if Marvel was really wanted to thank mantlo, they should have donated money to Mantlo’s family.

Bill Mantlo’s brother had to come out and explain: If Marvel gave them monetary aid, Bill Mantlo would lose his financial assistance.

That’s so utterly depressing.

disgusting

I have friends on welfare who won’t pick up a penny in the street because they’d risk the welfare they struggled to get for 10 years.

oh look another fucked up thing in this world. let’s just add it to the list. number 63858b

My brother has been on California State SSI for autism for the last 10 years, and he absolutely has to (no joke, HAS TO) spend all 720 bucks of his SSI every month, because if he puts it in the bank he risks losing his SSI altogether.

Sometimes, at the end of the month, he has no idea what to do with his money because the whole month went by and he still has 400-ish bucks in his account, and he fucking panics because he doesn’t want to get anywhere near 2,000.

And here’s the funnest part of the story!

One day he did a huge commission on Second Life and wound up earning 1500 bucks off of it, and he told the guy to donate it 500 bucks at a time over 3 months. The guy didn’t want to, and just donated all 1500, which put my brother at 2,036 bucks.

The state IMMEDIATELY (I’m talking less than an hour) called him up to tell him over the phone that they were canceling his SSI, because they noticed he had gone over the 2,000 buck threshold. He had to tell them that someone had made a charitable donation to him and that this was not a common occurrence in any way shape or form, and upon not believing him, my mother had to call to talk to them as his legal caretaker and say basically the same thing until they called off the cancellation of his SSI money.

He also had to cancel his renter’s assistance because it put him to 1,062 a month, so if he went 30 days without spending any money they’d cancel his SSI altogether. Like, none of us in the family have any fucking clue why that regulation is in place and it’s the stupidest shit in human history.

Please, legal side of Tumblr, tell me what positive reasoning this law has?

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is what the “nation of opportunity” looks like.

There’s something called an ABLE account that can help. If you are on SSI and were diagnosed as disabled before the age of 26 you can apply for an ABLE account that will allow you to save up to $99,000. More people need to know about this!

thank you so much for this information. i’m applying for an abled account right now

THERES A WHAT

OH GOD BLESS THE SHIT OUTTA YOU YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FREAKED OUT OVER THIS I WAS

I’ve been looking into SSI; I had no idea about this!

Read till the end for the important info

Reblog to literally save a disabled person’s life

new meme, this birthday candle website tells you what three scents a fanfic writer would use to describe how you smell

i smell like bergamot, cinnamon, and mahogany

jasmine and water lily mix naturally with middle notes of hydrangea and peony, all laying on top of a sultry neroli

…. Flowers? Yeah they nailed it

I’m all four corners 😘👉👉

Non Jews Especially: Please REBLOG this.

Your Jewish friends and family need your support right now.  White Supremacists and antisemitism feel emboldened right now and we need YOU to speak out against their bigotry.  Post this and other articles on your own social media.  Raise your voices against hatred.  Raise your voices with us and other minority communities under attack.

All the flavor, none of the bigotry!

Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles.

Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too:

@crochetcupcakes-n-latte

Seeing as I enjoy chicken but despise companies that want to throw money at LGBT hating groups I’ll be sure to use this.

@hakaseheart

Give credit to the artist too! http://www.cookingcomically.com/?page_id=578

He’s got tons of other recipes too, and a lot of them are really good!

Cooking Comically recipes are the best :)

Ooh

Reblogging both to give helpful advice AND to try and help take money away from Chick Fil A <3

(seasoning your breading prior to frying is always a good way to improve fried chicken and works for pretty much any seasoning profile tbh)

(original tweet)

please read this

there’s a jump scare video circulating all over the internet. it’s titled 1444 and the thumbnail is a man sitting on a couch holding a rifle to his head, there’s a landscape painting behind him. if you see this video DO NOT CLICK IT close the app/tab. the video is depicts a gruesome s*icide and it doesn’t censor anything. there’s also a possibility that this video is real as it’s affiliated with a “curse.” turn off auto play videos here on tumblr and on twitter. do not google the video or the numbers 1444 as some genius journalist decided to include the video in their article. steer clear of reddit as well. stay safe guys.

It looks very very real. Please do not watch it as it is EXTREMELY graphic and triggering. This is what the background looks like. Please be cautious.

Not my blog’s theme, but important. Please watch out for this, scamps… it’s really awful that people are being exposed to this kind of content… :/

Also boost this if possible. We want a healthy spooky season. No triggers, no panic attacks, no disrespect, no suicide apology. Stay safe and don’t watch this video!

Please do not perpetuate the idea that this video is “cursed” or anything else to that effect! All that does is draw more attention to the video and makes more people try to look for it or spread it around.

There is a very real potential danger with videos like this becoming viral, because they can legitimately traumatize viewers. Attaching a curse to it only makes it more viral.

OK GUYS THIS IS A FUCKING PSA

if you google search ‘spooky scary skeletons’ do NOT click on this

its a fucking screamer, ok

at about 10 seconds in it comes up with fucking jeff the killers face and a loud screaming

i can promise its fucking loud

just pls

dont go on it

Hey so screamers don’t screw with me so I went ahead and checked and this is for real, do not go on this one!!!

Reblogging to warn people <3

UGH…screamers are the worst :(

Screamers don’t bother me, but boosting for those who are affected by them

It’s real. If you’re affected by screamers, please please do NOT click on it.

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HEY SO LOTS OF PPL DONT KNOW THIS BUT THE ARTIST WAS SHADOWBANNED FROM INSTAGRAM AFTER POSTING THIS!!!! 

PLEASE SUPPORT THEM!! 

#this isn't even because he's a crocodile man #this is just what applying for jobs is like (via @architeuthisducks-blog​)

Dude do you understand how stoked I would be to go into a dentist office and see a ten foot tall crocodile man assisting me with my wisdom teeth removal?

I’d never leave.

RB if you'd hire him

I’m literally shaking as I write this

President Sebastián Piñera just declared Chile at “state of emergency” over the riots that are taking place in Santiago.

This means that the police, military and special forces are no longer subject to our constitution’s laws; they can legally violate our human rights without getting any punishment.

Guys, I’m scared. They’re torturing people and a student is already missing. They’re throwing tear gas grenades directly at people, shooting teens and college students, hitting and hurting anyone who happens to be on the streets. They apparently killed two college students already.

Please, please don’t let this get swept under the rug.

A post shared by Piensa Prensa (@piensaprensa) on Oct 18, 2019 at 2:35pm PDT

For anyone who doesn’t know what’s happening in Chile right now

ok fuck it..since the only way i might have a chance to get your attention for the country i am from and where i am @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​  dude we used to be brothers and now i need your help..please help me spread what’s going on in my country

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

dudes you fcukers LISTEN TO US !! IS EASY…KEEP AN EYE ON US WE ARE NOT OK..WHAT WE NEED IS WITNESSES..WE NEED THE WORLD WATCHING i am talking things like COPS driving 5 buses(that where out of circulation) on of the main streets of Santiago and setting the on fire so the military have a fucking reason to call curfew…they did this while the center of santiago was filled with cops and soldiers….and they blame the citizens …we are not happy and we are not ok i ask my followers to keep an eye on me..you know guys i post  and reblog daily…and there’s no reason i will stop because i have all my bills paid and everything i have to blog is working and it shouldn’t stop

Hey tumblr! This is happening NOW, share if you can!

Oh Karen

it’s like a time capsule from hell