if you were the toriel cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at dragoncon, PLEASE inbox me. i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

Achievement Hunter edited pics - 3

Thanks for 37 followers!! :D

Achievement Hunter edited pics - 2

Thanks for all the support on the last one! I’m glad that I can help others enjoy these old pics of ah too :) (One note, sorry if the quality is kinda trash, I’m looking to find better quality pics) Don’t forget you can suggest pics for me to edit 🌟

✨Achievement Hunter edited pics - 1

been working on collapsing harry styles and timothee chalamet into one celebrity entity in my mind to make room for more important stuff like the locations of nuts that i buried before winter

He’s showing Shane his little aliens doodles

by the way i'm the reason why they send weathermen into hurricanes and shit. "it's needless and dangerous!!!!!" i don't care. every day i call into CNN and demand they send their most pathetic newscaster into a storm to watch them be knocked down by wave and wind and they sigh and say yes ma'am. and i do this all for nasty, sexual purposes, if you were wondering.

my favorite part of this post is people started tagging it with names of characters i've never heard of so i got curious and googled them and like a third are just tagging it as their local weatherman. very funny.

I hope they have a “call-before-you-dig” hotline in Baldur’s Gate because if you even think about getting a basement your whole house just plummets straight down into whatever ancient crypt or murder cult headquarters or demonic ritual enclave happens to be in your zip code

People should use this text embellishment more

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

official fish post

anyone else feel like they’re constantly in a state of doing and folding and putting away laundry

daniel_casson

something something seasons change but people don’t

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

This post lives in my head. I deeply love “I think it can digging in the ground for tubers”

But I can’t stress enough that echidnas cannot be doing that. They are insectivores. Their mouth is not at all capable of biting a potato.

Well…

Maybe it just keeps them. I don’t know.

Aging tumblr user base find this relatable?