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Rude & not ginger

@theonetheycallhannah / theonetheycallhannah.tumblr.com

Ok, not REALLY rude! But definitely not ginger...unfortunately! ************************************************ This is a multi-fandom blog with some random stuff flung in every now and then if it pleases me, or if I think it should be out in the universe. Things you may find here include the following: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Tolkien, Harry Potter, Avengers, Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly/Serenity, The Big Bang Theory, The Vampire Diaries/Originals, Pitch Perfect, Jeremy Renner, Benedict Cumberbatch, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Nathan Fillion, Tom Hiddleston, The Beatles, lots of British things, music, adorable animals, beautiful things, food, and whatever else I'm obsessing over at the moment! I don't post or re-blog much that is NSFW, but I do curse and use innuendo and adult humor if the mood strikes me! And it often does! Feel free to talk to me! My ask box is open! I like making new friends!
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Hannah’s Master List of Fic

Hey friends, 

So, I decided to make a master list of my work, because it seems like the thing that is done and I want my work to be easily reached for those who want it.

For Sexy Times featuring Henry Cavill:

For Sexy Times featuring Geralt of Rivia, the mighty Witcher:

A Mage’s Beginning: Part One and Part Two

A Mage’s Blood: Part One, Part Two (Geralt’s perspective), and Part Three (back to Ana’s perspective-coming soon!)

For (eventual) Sexy Times featuring Captain Syverson:

The Treatment of Captain Syverson: (Now with “Up Next” links in each chapter to the next one, so you can binge read with ease! You. Are. Welcome.)

Prologue: History (Shane) --- Recently improved 9/6/2020

Prologue: Onset of Symptoms (Sy) ---Posted 9/12/2020!!!

Chapter Eight: Heat/Ice --- Update with a new ending 9/6/2020

Chapter Nine: Group Therapy ---Added 9/1/2020

Chapter Thirteen: SNAFU (Sy’s POV)---added 9/28/2020

Chapter Fourteen: No Call No Show (Shane’s POV)---added 10/4/2020

Chapter Fifteen: Recon (Sy’s POV)---Posted 10/27/2020

Chapter Sixteen: Sit Rep---Posted 11/10/2020

Chapter Nineteen: Debridement---Posted 12/20/2020

Or would you rather have your own copy of a similar story about Shane and a man named Captain Syberg with a dog named Ciara? For $2.99 or free with Kindle Unlimited? Hmmm, wonder where one might get that... 

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AO3 link available upon request, but it’s multi-fandom and may not appeal to my current readership.

I’m open to requests if you like my style and would like me to write a particular scenario. Nothing is off limits, really, and if I’m not comfortable writing something, or don’t have time, I’ll respectfully and amicably decline. I’m not here to yuck anyone else’s yum!

Thanks for stopping in! <3

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I never, ever want to hear again how children aren't safe with my community. They did more to stop a mass murderer than a literal army of cops in Uvalde.

My community are not the problem: the right wing radicalisation of angry, young white boys is.

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wilwheaton

the scorpion doesn’t care who it stings

I posted this on my Facebook four days ago, and it seems to have taken on a life of its own for a minute.

I thought I’d repost it, here:

I can not fathom the emptiness, the insecurity, the insatiable need for attention and validation, the staggering arrogance, the malevolence and total void of human experience that is Elon Musk.
He’s the richest man on the planet. You can’t go anywhere or do anything without interacting with something he’s part of in some way. There are literal millions of people who uncritically worship him, in spite of overwhelming evidence that he’s a douchebag. Some number of them will come after me, as they come after anyone who points at their naked emperor. They’ll spend entire days going after me and people like me, slavishly serving a man who does not even know they exist. They are his army of fools, uncritically serving his every whim. And it still isn’t enough.
He can have any material thing he wants, and he will *never* be happy or satisfied. He has no real friends. Every single person around him is either a viper, a parasite, or both.
So what does he do? He bullies and threatens and harasses and trolls and behaves like the weak, scared, insecure child he has always been. That’s a tragedy for him, but it’s dangerous for us. He doesn’t care what he destroys or who he hurts as he chases this existential thing he cannot ever have.
You know the saying “hurt people hurt people”? He’s a hurt person who is hurting our society, making people I care about less safe. The consequences of this one man’s midlife crisis are global, and that terrifies me.

In a comment, about an hour later, I added:

You know what’s really interesting is the tiny number of people who are attacking and harassing me are either typical right wing idiots who all spew the same garbage from behind their wraparound sunglasses, or these weird nerds who are DESPERATE to justify how toxic and cruel and destructive Elon Musk is. Like, nerds, listen to Old Man Wheaton, please. 
Don’t hitch your wagon to Elon Musk. There are countless people who are amazing and genuinely good, who do all the things we wish we could do. Stop defending this piece of shit who would push you into a volcano without even learning your name, if it would save him half a second on his way to his next shitpost on $8Chan (formerly known as Twitter).He doesn’t stand up to anyone. He doesn’t stand up FOR anyone. He is not your champion. He’s angry and chaotic and destructive, and you have to understand that the scorpion doesn’t care who it stings.

Finally, I want to add two things: 1) It’s interesting to me that a lot of the people who came to my post to be dicks used a lot of MAGA language. It reminds me of this thing my friend says about concerts: the audience looks like the band. Of course there’s substantial overlap between the angry, hateful, terrified, cowards who support Trump and the same who Stan Elon Musk, and it’s real interesting to see it in action.

2) I haven’t used Twitter for years. I quit before it was popular (lol) because it was better for my mental health. I logged in once when my book was published, and I deleted all my tweets when he announced he was buying Twitter. When he took over and immediately amplified a conspiracy theorist, I made my account private. In a perfect world, I would delete my account entirely. But I have to keep it for reasons I hope I don’t have to explain. After I posted this on Facebook, it made its way around Twitter (still is, four days later, which is … a thing that is happening) and when people went to look at my account, they saw that it was closed. As much of a fucking manbaby Elon Musk clearly is, he didn’t do anything to my account. In fact, the only reason he even knows I exist (if he does) is through a vanity search of his name. I locked my account on my own, and so should you.

I am only on:

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Facebook (itswilwheaton)

Instagram (itswilwheaton)

and my blog that I’ve been neglecting for too long at wilwheaton.net.

I’ve had a Reddit account since 2006, predating user-created subs! I’m u/wil there.

Okay that’s all. Thanks for listening. Please choose to be kind.

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One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had. 

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

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rogha

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others. 

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vykodlak

Love that he also types like an old man

His name is spelled Jonathan.

His birthday is September 4.

His age was estimated at the time he was found in 1882. This species matures at around 50 years old and he was past that age, so he might be older than 189 but we will never know.

He lives on a South Atlantic island, Saint Helena (aka the place Napoleon Bonaparte lived until his death in 1815) where he’s well taken care of by the governor of the island. According to his vet, he likes listening to tennis.

The average lifespan for his species is 150, but he’s super healthy aside from cataracts in both eyes and possible loss of smell.

Jonathan has a mate, Fred, who until recently was thought to be female. Fred is male.

His species (which is a subspecies of Aldabra giant Tortoise) are on the endangered list with only about 80 recorded worldwide. However, many giant Tortoises currently hold the record for longest living land animals with a few others’ ages ranging between 175-250 years. So Jonathan still has a while to go!

Here’s Jonathan (on the left) in 1882 upon his arrival to the island:

(photo courtesy of Guinness World Records)

Jonathan has lived through both world wars, the Russian Revolution, 39 U.S. presidents, 7 British monarchs, the creation of the typewriter, the completion of the Eiffel Tower, the coronation of Queen Victoria, the release of the first postage stamp, the building of the first skyscraper, the first photograph of a person, the first lightbulb, and the first powered flight.

According to Wikipedia Jonathan is still alive as of this writing 10/21/22, and as of 2022 is the oldest tortoise of recorded age ever, the previous contender having died at 189 in 1966.

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Yes, Charlie has the approval of several Daredevil comic book writers and artists for his performance as Matt but let's not forget that Charlie is also as definitive as Tristan in Stardust. He is even Neil Gaiman-approved 👌

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andrasta14

Awww...!! I first fell in love with Charlie as Tristan Thorn, so he’ll always still be Tristan to me, too. 🥺💘

Baby!!!!!

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Doctor Who is bringing back 10th Doctor and Donna, Supernatural has a spin off. All we need is something Sherlock related to break the chains of apocalypse and bring back superwholock

We saved Daredevil, we can bring back Superwholock. BELIEVE!!!

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