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amypoehler

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”,  Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.
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Oh hey I haven’t yelled about voting in a while

Reposting this because some of y’all need a reminding.

This website has information on how to register to vote, information on the 2020 Democratic Presidential candidates and different funds to take the senate and keep the house in 2020- check it out!!!

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amypoehler

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”,  Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.
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okay so you know how harry names his children james sirius potter, albus severus potter and lily luna potter?

well imagine lily and james in heaven watching them name their grandkids. james would be like i love this child when james sirius was born, lily would be honored to have a grandchild named after her, but when albus severus came along, james would’ve have literally been like wtf harry no not after snivellus and lily would’ve been like i don’t know how to feel about this and dumbledore would also be like wtf harry no

so just imagine all the adults in heaven arguing about harry’s childrens’ names

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skindyedblue

Can you imagine Arthur Weasley discovering How It’s Made?

  • *furious note taking during the episode describing fuses*

  • “Do men wear pantyhose? The production looks a little tricky, but it looks like something that would taken on quickly among wizards at the Ministry… Harry, why are you laughing?“
  • “Who knew so much work went into the making of bacon…”
  • “Poor Muggles! If only they knew about goblin-made mirrors. I suppose it’s fair trade considering there’s no bad luck should they break one.”
  • Why do potato crisps need to be stackable? Certainly not all Muggle food is so orderly.“
  • *further note taking during the drill bits episode*
  • “Merlin, Muggles have to do everything the hard way, don’t they?”
  • “Highlighters! Does Hermione know about these? That one even sparkles!”
  • “Do rubber ducks have the same purpose as wooden ones? Why is there such a fascination with fake fowl?”
  • “*excited noises about the making of marbles*”
  • “I’d quite like a decorative sombrero. Mix things up at the office, don’t you think?“
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notagiraffe

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

honestly 

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knreidy1

I work customer service and I think everyone should work retail at least once in their life.

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