Ethan tells MC how he feels about her after Harper joins the team.
OH3 chap 1 added scene, Ethan’s POV. Set after the on-call room 30 diamond scene.
Words, rating: 1.9k, general
Author’s notes: So glad OH is back. I didn’t like the MC-jealous-of-Harper vibes so I wrote a thing. Hope you enjoy reading.
Ethan liked lightning.
The momentary flash that shattered the darkness and reminded him that even the best doctors couldn’t control nature.
So I saw one of my friends do this on Facebook and I thought, OH!MC would totally do this, despite her actually not being interested in the day itself and it kind of spiralled into this (also this is more Valentine’s Day related than my other posts today- also sorry if there’s any mistakes):
MC’s post:
Ethan’s post:
Ethan by now:
Everyone's reaction when Ethan introduces Harper as the new member of the diagnostics team when she was doing perfectly fine as head of neurosurgery:
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!
"Did you join a cult?"
"I realize now that... there are some things that are worth any risk."
"How's that saying? 'It's complicated'?"
"Since we're sharing regrets... do you mind if I share one of mine? I wish I hadn't asked you to stay away. We've wasted so much time. I've wasted so much time. I should've held you in my arms everyday and told you how much I... how much I care about you."
"Check the Channel 4 news item from this morning. I'm never texting you again."
"I've never been rational around you, MC."
"I couldn't stand the thought that someone might suggest you slept your way onto the diagnostics team. You earned that position."
"I'm going to tell you once and only once to step away from my resident, Terrance."
"Oh, to hell with it. Just shut up and take my hand."
"You make it hard to stick to my intentions, MC."
"Well, I couldn't very well introduce you as a colossal pain in my ass, now could I?"
"Why would I want to be alone when I could be with the woman I spend every night longing for?"
"I can't save anyone I actually give a damn about. Not Dolores. Not Naveen. And not you."
"I'll have you know, I'm only 37. I am technically a millenial!"
"I'm sorry, my eyes can't read an entire sentence in capital letters."
"Enough about me. How are you feeling, MC? More importantly.. what can I do to help?"
So people keep calling this a “Viking hat”
I often draw Vikings with horned helmets for my more silly comics but in reality their helmets and hats looked like this
I see why people get confused because he’s covered in Viking tattoos buts he’s not wearing an imitation of this
He’s wearing an imitation this
Even the face paint. I’m just pointing it out because I feel like it’s worse than slapping a fake Viking helmet on.
Some asscreed Valentine’s Day cards, 1000% guaranteed to seduce any potential Valentine you have
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig
Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.
I’ll allow it.
I have but two words:
Are those a weapon or piece of armor?
Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like
Perfection.
I ride into battle on one of these
Animal Companions
Fresh combat
Monks have to use these
Wizard’s Spell book
Warlock Patrons
Archfey
Fiend
Celestial
Great Old One
The undying
It got better since I last saw it
This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun
it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age
Currency
Dungeon:
the party embarks upon a laser quest
My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.
Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.
Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).
You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.
Girl: *calls for aid*
Every single dad packed into the car:
This is possibly my favorite response to this post
This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys
Your husband and all his coworkers:
[”That night, I began to understand that there’s a difference between someone actively trying to harm you and someone’s specific constellation of shortcomings being harmful to you.”]
When social distancing means you can’t stab at your friends with swords so you end up using a needle to do all the stabbing instead. lol 🗡️
It’s kind of crazy to think over a hundred pairs of bracers went out of the shop in 2020 alone; all hand punched, stitched, and dyed by yours truly. ^^
As always a huge thank you to everyone who visited the shop, and for your wonderful comments and feedback. ❤️
I can’t wait to show you the new pieces coming next month!!
I listened to one of OH’s OSTs Early bird and this image came to mind. I just want them to be happy :’(
Guys, gals, and non-binary pals, we're excited to introduce Creedtober, an Assassin's Creed themed art challenge for the month of October!
This is kind of a last-minute project, but since the AC community did this last year and it was a blast, we thought it would be fun to do it again! We put together this prompt list, starting from @antivancorvo 's amazing initiative and prompts. The challenge is open to all kinds of works - illustrations, paintings, writing, edits, anything you want to do! The main goal is for everyone to express their creativity and have fun together.
Everyone's free to join - for one day, a few weeks or the entire month! If you decide to participate, use the hashtag #creedtober2020 - you can also tag us here and @sophiaea16 on Instagram and Twitter, so we can find and share your works!
Safety and peace, and happy Creedtober! 💡
LMAOOOOOOOOO
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.
“You dropped your dick man”
True solidarity
