@lemonsharks I found you a π day present

putting this one forward to be heard by the great people’s jury of tumblr.com because i like to start arguments over nothing

the bar is very low happy little onion, so please work your magic

This is how my bedroom sound at 3 am

https://x.com/magi_jay/status/1744720372250128857?s=46&t=WLunzndd86TYqPF2E217iQ

“[Trump is] Netanyahu, in a different language” —2019 campaign ad

Likud supporters wave MAGA flags after Bibi won in 2019

People on here evidently weren’t paying as much attention to what the US did wrt Israel under Trump, but it was bad. That’s not an endorsement of present US policy, but a warning that the people saying “It couldn’t possibly get worse than Biden” are wrong, and often maliciously so.

Don’t abandon an opportunity to stop him coming to power again.

This play changed lives

it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

"Fuck I'm going to get a bad grade in friendship media resonance"

Just riding a piece of ice | source

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

Queen's Thief New Year Oracle📜🪶🕯️🌿

In a lost volume of his Memories, Pheris Erondites related a dream he had in which the goddess Moira taught him how to predict one's fortune in the coming year. Now I will relate to you this most excellent, totally serious & trustworthy method of divination*:

First of all, you should take the number of letters that form your preferred name, and add to that number the age you will be at the 00:00 hour of the next year according to your time zone. For example:

Then, ask yourself how many beautiful earrings you would offer on Moira's altar in exchange to have your fortune told, and add this number to the one you already have.

Pheris's own answer was 1, which was the number of earrings he had in his possession at the time. Using it as an example, we have:

Then keep adding the numbers among themselves until you get a single number from 1 to 9! For example:

Now that you have a single digit, click on the page corresponding to it on the list below, and have your new year's fortune revealed to you:

if your number was 1

if your number was 2

if your number was 3

if your number was 4

if your number was 5

if your number was 6

if your number was 7

if your number was 8

if your number was 9

Have a good new year, and be blessed in your endeavors!

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*This oracle is just a joke; please don't take the result seriously!

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023

Always reblogging Him Face. :)

Here’s to good luck in 2024.

sometimes angels are real. And they are in the form of the people letting you merge from the ramp onto the highway

when they slow down and do that little hand gesture.. i feel like a wounded animal being rescued from a barbed wire fence. my life is in your hands and you have shown me such kindness. we’re soul bonded now ms. kia sorento

all the rings at once

Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:

1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.

2) Ireland is going to get united