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@shanigrrl / shanigrrl.tumblr.com

I'm here for the Hiddlesbatchlokiwholock, the kinky fuckery, and all the things! Mostly inappropriate shenanigans here, buyer beware. Also, I take pictures of clouds, so lots of sky pictures too.
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Hey guys? Heat Exhaustion Symptoms

  • Confusion
  • Dizziness
  • Fainting
  • Fatigue
  • Headache
  • Muscle cramps
  • Nausea
  • Pale skin
  • Profuse sweating
  • Sunken, dark eyes from dehydration

Do I need to remind you what he looked like during this entire scene? He’s sweaty, his blood circulation isn’t working well due to vasoconstriction (namely, look at how pale his lips are,) and he’s got dark, sunken in eyes.  Now we’ve got a point in which he trips and almost falls for some inexplicable reason.  Well, let me ask you this. How do you torture a frost giant? With heat. Whedon wouldn’t just put in clips like this for no reason.  He’s trying to show us something.  The Loki we see here in this scene is not a healthy Loki, it’s a Loki who is weak and pale and probably focused on just staying conscious—a Loki who has probably been tortured by Thanos into submission and then sent out to do his dirty work for him, that way Thanos will never get the blame.  Loki is just the puppet in the grand master scheme of things.  Thanos is using him. The Loki we see in Thor is radically different from the Loki we see in The Avengers.  Sure, post-Thor, Loki is emotionally unstable, and maybe a little nuts, but he wasn’t a murderer.  The only reason he went after Jotunheim is because he was having identity issues.  Murder wasn’t something that was normal in his repertoire, yet we see him doing it frequently in The Avengers. The Loki we see at the end of Thor doesn’t want to live, let alone take over an entire realm that he had no interest in before. Something drastic must have happened between the two movies to have made Loki have such a huge character change.  It’s said that Thanos caught/rescued Loki after he fell from the Bifrost.  Well, what did he do after that?  Thanos is known for having telepathic powers, and since he had to have caught Loki knowing who he was and how strong he was, he likely broke into Loki’s mind to find out all of his fears and weaknesses.  And once he found out all of Loki’s darkest secrets, it was easy to break him.  He and the Chitauri took the Loki we saw in Thor and tortured and corrupted him until he was warped into their own personal demigod, ready to do their bidding.  Why do you think Loki spouts off all these quotes about how “Freedom is life’s great lie,” and “In the end, you will always kneel”?  He’s projecting.  So, when he trips?  That’s the aftershocks of torture.  That’s a Loki, weakened and struggling to stay upright, pushing forward through the pain because, otherwise?  “You will long for something as sweet as pain.”  He has to keep going because the alternative isn’t a question.

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my baby

NEVER STOP REBLOGGING LOKISCIENCE

How do you know that much about my past, you foolish creature? WHO are you?

And no one. No oneWill ever be able to convince me that the marks on his head in this gif;

were not scorch/burn marks. Especially weighing the fact this segment was directed by Joss Whedon.

Damn..Loki Science. Hits you in the gut every time.

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I SWEAR TO GOD THIS HAS TOO FEW NOTES FOR A DOG ABOUT TO DIE DEAR JESUS PLEASE HELP HIM

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snowmean

This dog has helped people it deserves help back

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laraa-aalys

Guys please take the time to click and read the link

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List of celebrities who aren’t human:

  • Sufjan Stevens (sad alien who loves god)
  • Tilda Swinton (forest spirit born from an icy pond one quiet night when the blood moon hung in the sky. several other inhumans were present during the birthing. who are they)
  • Saoirse Ronan (friendly fairy who accidentally discovered she was good at acting like a human and is too polite to stop accepting awards)
  • David Bowie (standard 1960s depiction of a martian maintaining the illusion of being a human through pure funky charisma. was present at Tilda Swinton’s birth)
  • Despite rumors to the contrary Benedict Cumberbatch is human but his colleague, Martin Freeman, is actually several gnomes in a trench coat
  • Christopher Walken. No idea what the hell he is
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things you will see on a road trip across america

-so much desert that you will get scared 

-seriously from california to new mexico is terrifying like it’s eight straight hours of pale red desert and the sky is so large that everything, even your car, even your hands, looks like a tenuously small and fragile diorama placed on an endless pale red table and left there to dissolve. 

-a gas station that for some reason has large dinosaurs made out of scrap metal. they are 1000% awesome. sometimes they move. take a million pictures.

-a fruit stand that sells the best fruit you have ever eaten. later you won’t quite remember which fruit. strawberries, maybe? peaches?

-small black birds, subtly different in every state. some have gold eyes and some are a little iridescent and some are black from beak to toes. the sparrows they compete with for crumbs look exactly the same wherever you go. 

-a completely empty rest stop. no one eats at the concrete tables. no one plays in the tiny strip of grass or gravel. you will find a small and beautiful stone. 

-a hawaii license plate, somewhere around ohio. i still don’t know how they get the cars across the ocean. i don’t know why anyone would leave hawaii for ohio. i don’t know why anyone lives in ohio. 

-an incredibly weird duck. you had no idea ducks could look so incredibly weird, and you wish you were still ignorant of how incredibly weird ducks can, apparently, look. 

-a small folksy roadside waystation that sells fudge and incredibly tacky statues of eagles and wolves and cowboys. if you like fudge, eat the fudge from here. 

-a lizard doing pushups. if you are particularly fortunate: many lizards doing pushups.

-approximately one gajillion starbucks shops. don’t bother counting them. it will make you angry. 

-a storm somewhere around oklahoma, if you’re lucky. the clouds tower up in fantastic fluffy castles miles and miles into the air and are painted pink and gold and purple and the sky turns a dozen impossible shades of blue and when the rain comes down over your car it sounds like the world is ending. 

-weird burrs will stick to your legs. you’ll flick them out of the car eighty or eight hundred miles from where their parent plant was grown, and not be sure whether you should wish the little hitchikers well or not. 

-a dog wearing sunglasses with his head hanging out of a car window. this will be the high point of the trip. 

-the world’s most depressing restaurant. you will know it when you wind up there and have to eat the terrible food, and listen to the terrible music, and look at all the listless waiters and want to tell them get in my car, for god’s sake get in, i’ll take you out of whatever crapsack little town this is that you can’t get out of on your own. but you won’t say that because it’s rude. maybe they have family here. maybe they even like it here.

-a painting of a sailboat in a motel located at least a hundred miles from any significant body of water. 

-several genuinely hilarious postcards. buy them.

-a cat that will not let you pet it. this will be the low point of the trip. 

-corn. so much corn you will get scared. who the fuck is going to eat all this corn? 

-a small stream in some small woods and the light will come down perfectly and the water will be beautiful and the grass will be beautiful and there will be flowers maybe or the leaves of the trees are starting to turn gold and there are birds chirping and it will be so perfect you will want to stand there and stay forever and live in this little magical painting off the side of the highway and be some kind of highway druid. but instead, you’ll get bored after a while, and get back in the car. 

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Waiting for This - Chapter 1

I WROTE SOMETHING!

OFC and Oakley!

We have a multi-chapter, friends-to-lovers fic coming at you here! YAYYY! My favorite trope! (Sorry!)

And the title’s a song from my favorite band!

No hardcore smut in this chapter… but, you know… I’d still say adults-only, because of what’s coming. :)

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“Fuck off, Oakley.”

He roared with laughter as she stomped away. “Belle, come back! For Christ’s sakes, I was joking around!”

“I don’t need this shit right now!” she retorted.

“No no no no no, wait! Come on!” He stood up and began to chase her. She picked up speed, running across the field towards the woods behind her house. She glanced behind her and saw him gaining, his blonde curls bouncing as he ran after her on those ridiculously long legs. She made it past the tree line and darted to the left, towards the spring.

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shanigrrl

yeah. Love it.

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So what are the different versions of Tom? Like Startup!Tom and Ultimate!Tom. What look goes with what?

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There are soooo many versions and each fan has their favorites and special names.

Startup!Tom is insanely-smart‘s personal favorite. There is an entire headcanon that accompanies him. He is from early 2011 and looks like this.

Ultimate!Tom is the-haven-of-fiction‘s personal favorite. This is Tom’s look from late 2011 (War Horse premiere, Henry V) and is like this

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And I suppose Tipsy!Tom is your favorite? Or was it another version? Btw thank you for answering my ask :)

I do love Tipsy!Tom and Sleepy!Tom. 

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It’s honestly a way for us to torment one another.

Oh I see. Yes Tipsy!Tom and Sleepy!Tom are… just yes that’s all I’ll say. Also I’ve seen people have “claims”. How does that work?

I have a claim on Cassio!Tom. So far it remains uncontested (probably because he is a skinny dork).

Oakley and Pine are community property because otherwise there is rioting.

Every other version is up for grabs, in theory. You always run the risk of having to fight someone for your claim.

Dare I claim corio!Tom or Jag!tom? Who do I have to fight for that?

You will have to take a number to even join fight club on those. ;)

and be careful around the beauteous Hybrid!Tom (Tom in Loki plumage, esp. ‘Thor’ vintage), as laterovaries is a vengeful goddess and has a woodchipper

TIFF Tom belongs to the Canadian Contingent, too.

Ahrg… I came too late to this party…Ok you know what… you have claimed all the sexy looks, so can I have the positive-motivational-speaker!Tom? Optimized with the charity add-on? Please?

There are plenty of versions. It just depends on your version of sexy.

There is Baby!Hiddles.

There is Bill Hazeldine.

There is Ivanov!Tom (also belongs to insanely-smart )

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There is ping pong Tom. x3

And Wimbledon!Tom

Life of Pi Tom (also insanely-smart)

D23!Tom ( virtualgirlfriendsan‘s)

Sound Booth Tom (also insanely-smart‘s, DAMMIT SANEY!)

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Hoodie!Tom

And many many more. You just have to find a niche, go for it, and be willing to fight for it.

Hmmmm, mah waistcoated, pelvic-tilting, singing-Bear-Necessities, floofy bby…what a sight to wake up to.

This post cracks me up because I just said to myself “I like the Tom that eyebrows ”. Eyebrows!Tom lokiwholockfactory knows

Aw.

This one ophelia-tagloff?

I call it the SuggestiveEyebrows!Tom

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shanigrrl

Why hasn't anyone mentioned waistcoat!Tom? The ones where he has his sleeves rolled up to his elbows? Can I have him?

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Those Red Nose day pics got me thinking - that guy is my Startup!Tom. And I’m reposting this because a couple of people asked what I meant by this.

This particular version popped into my head, mostly based on the first photo, but also based on a couple of interviews. This character started way…

GAWD! STARTUP TOM IS SO FUCKING HAWT!!

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shanigrrl

I am so on board with this. Unf!

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I would get wet instantly if I saw you do that…

JFC

, can you JUST NOT…!?!?

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shanigrrl

oh for fucks sake.

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What the fuck is wrong with me?

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