saving horses

"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything

Sure sex is great but have you ever read a fanfic by an incredible author and then realized they have 30+ other fics in the tag?

Reblogging this reply so everyone who knows me IRL can laugh as hard as I did at this

Elizabeth Caledonia "Calamity" Ashe as Faye Valentine Overwatch 2 x Cowboy Bebop

MALIS ❖ WILD LANDS OF THE NORTH Malis is most known for being the place where Xerxes and Leonidas fought the battle of 300. Situated towards the north of Greece, it was once a highly contested region but is now mostly inhabited by animals and hunters wanting to stay out of the war.

me when i see someone censor the word kill in real life / a website where it’s allowed

collection

why dknt we let the girl who sucks and is bad at everything have a try

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

yippie!!! i have broken the cycle!!!! < is about to be trapped in a different loop

me

The beacon is lit. America calls for aid.

Not to be like "um actually" but that's the McDonald's in Whangaparaoa, Auckland NZ

This is consistent with what I have heard of Auckland.

god you can't do anything anymore

i was made aware a warcraft version of this meme didn't exist

too classic...ice scraper, snow removal

"Oh, we got a little snow last night." "Great! I'm gonna go grab the jet engine." "...what?"

I have questions, but they were blown away with the snow.

call me cephalophoric the way i carry my own severed head around