wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

Literally this

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

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Listen to me, buy a train ticket, sit down on the train, wait for it to fill up, find the woman with pink streaks in her hair, move over next to her, ask her about her favorite video game, listen to her info dump for 3 hours, and then kiss her as you arrive at your stop

blue ocean themed banners

fallout 4 should have an achievement where if you spend more than four in game months without completing the main storyline you unlock “You Don’t Actually Care About Your Son Do You”

dude i just got shot i need you to suck the bullet out

きのう何食べた? (What did you eat yesterday?), Fumi Yoshinaga

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

I forgot to post this Crow Time to tumblr! Here it is!

I love Jellybean Juice so much...

it annoys me when sapphic women see an attractive woman and are like “i’m no better than a man 😳😔” like BABE you are allowed to see an attractive woman and want to fuck her!!! free yourself from the cottagecore PG13 narrative of sapphic attraction, look at her with lust in your heart!!!

annoying thing about sex in the dark especially when you're topping is the fumbling around Tryna find the hole it makes me feel like an idiot ogre like "thog top. thog fuck boy hole." and the cute little boy I'm Tryna fuck is like "nope, not quite... a bit lower..." and thog gets embarassed that her cock can't instinctively sniff out the hole like a truffle hog. doubly so when it slips out but the cheeks feel so good that you start rutting mindlessly anyway without realising you're not even in like "thog like pussy, thog positively grunt, thog so close baby boy..." and then "babe... that's just my ass cheeks....." like ok guess thog kill self now

I say "guess Thog kill self now" all the time and I forgot this is what it's from

Vivian from paper mario

I actually had no idea the character was trending when I drew this! I was just trying to get back into doing a little fan art. but now it's blowing up on twitter.