YOOOOOOOO

So much of Twitter is just this It’s Always Sunny scene

like people recognising a banal human emotion in themselves and genuinely believing they’ve reached some profound epiphany

Source

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

Fans: you're gonna mess up The Batman

Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I'll do it on purpose

Joey, the rescued baby otter loves crunching ice.

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This is so much funnier without context.

HOW DID THIS NOT MAKE IT INTO MY SONIC BOOM COMPILATION THIS IS THE BEST SCENE OF THE SHOW

i will leave no stone unturned in my journey to find whichever dumbass made the idiot decision to cancel this show

*fun, goofy scene with the gang*

*abrupt cut to Eggman*

“This heat is more oppressive than my father”

Sonic boom show writers were too funny and had to be stopped.

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

If you’ve never felt the same way you’re lying

PRINCESS MONONOKE / もののけ姫 1997 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki / 宮崎 駿

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.

His dad is dead, just don’t.

In case anyone reading my blog is unaware, this is a reference to the Green Day song titled “Wake Me Up When September Ends” a song that Billie Joe Armstrong wrote following the death of his father in September of 1982 when Billie Joe was ten years old. The title of the song references his desire to sleep through September in an effort to get some emotional distance from the death of his father.

He’s since been open about the emotional difficulty of having written the song since many people now message him on October 1st to ‘wake him up’ despite the song being a memorial to his departed father.

It’s generally seen as respectful to not try to wake him up. Let him sleep and let him remember his father in peace.

reblogging again because the end of September is coming up. leave him alone.

Reblogging as a reminder to leave Billie Joe Armstrong the fuck alone on October 1st and any day after it if your message is going to contain anything to do with “waking” him up because September will be over.

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.

I want to be Louise when I grow up

The writing in this show is so flawless

the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

Remember that one time…

Wedding Reveal

Idea came from a discord server I’m in.