Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

Nice try, Avatar the last air bender is not an anime. Although it does have anime influences.

But yeah not an anime.

Last time I checked engineering fluid mechanics wasn’t a manga either which is a serous misstep by the creator of this meme

Remember that statistically women do better in female only enviroments and men do worse in male only enviroments. We don’t need them they need us.

Holy shit Guys

Fuck mountains. There I said it!

I know European Starlings are not everybody’s favourite in America (for good reason, and I know it is not the bird’s fault), but can we for a moment sit down and admire theit most beautiful plumage?

magnificent bastard bird

Polar vortex tiddys.

How weird tumblr hasn’t flagged this “female-presenting” vortex yet

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Colder than a witch’s tit.”

Truth Coming Down From The North Pole To Shame Climate Change Deniers

Mother Nature breasted boobily to the Canadian border, and titted downwards

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didn’t appreciate it

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

i keep having dreams i can’t breathe because my cat cocoa can’t comprehend that he’s a ragdoll cat the size of a 2 year old human and Too Fucking Lorge to sleep on my chest while i’m sleeping 

cat: MOTHER IS COLD, I WILL WARM HER

me in dream: man i sure do drown a lot lately

the worst possible thing just happened to me.

I had like……..a strip of fancy deli meat? out on the counter? and left the kitchen for one minute, ONE MINUTE. 

excuse me while I emotionally render what I saw upon returning

brah fuck it im just die

update: apparently canberra’s skywhale was harpooned and died 

Local resident Michelle Bedford says what she saw can only be described as ‘incredibly unlikely’ and ‘bizarrely beautiful’.

“The guy got on the roof of his van with a crazy look in his eyes I’ve never seen before, as if in his universe there was only him and the Skywhale. He hurled the broomhandle like a harpoon, got it right through the eye.

“We all clapped and cheered, not like we hate the Skywhale or anything but it was just unbelievably cool.”

It then took several hours for security staff and onlookers to disentangle Ahab from the corpse of the Skywhale which had slowly but majestically fallen directly on top of him, like a heavenly blanket with massive breasts.

The sculpture, a hot air balloon depicting a whale as it may have evolved if it lived in the air rather than the sea, has had a mixed reception since it was first launched in 2013. Critics of the Skywhale cited its outlandish appearance, large breast-like appendages and ‘dumb, smug whale face’.

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Artist Patricia Piccinini, who designed the sculpture, has asked that charges not be pressed against Mr Ahab, claiming that she was “invigorated” to see the public engaging with the artwork on such a meaningful level and that she couldn’t ask for a “more fitting way for a big balloon that looks like a whale to complete its lifecycle in the public eye.”

When asked if the ‘killing’ of the Skywhale had any allegorical significance or if the quest to find and destroy it was in some way symbolic of a larger tale Mr Ahab told reports “Nah mate, just f-ing hate that bloody whale.”

….This. THIS is art. 

I’m sorry what

November 1932, technically….