@whisperashine / whisperashine.tumblr.com
If gnomes partook in the BDSM lifestyle, then perhaps, they would use a singular blade of grass for a whip, and a particularly ripe blueberry for a ball gag.
now, i understand that this concept may seem far-fetched. But all you need to do is cast your mind to a realm where such frivolous concepts are considered normal.
based firemen
you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"
This is definitely not what I thought you meant when you said you’d ‘take care of dessert’.
If you can write Satan so perfectly with a knife and a jar of jam than maybe there is something to our dark lord
some of my favourite sign fails <3
Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.
what the fuck
hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
guy whose eyes are welling up with tears: a station built just for playing. i think id like that. id like that veryuch
makin my way downtown
slowly
unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things
Mainline this straight into my veins.
hello my northern friends did anyone else get to go look at the aurora
one of my favourite things is seeing posts like this that are clearly a reference to some fandom or piece of media, but having no idea what it’s referencing, so i’m just reading it like. yeah that would be weird huh
it’s so crazy how many mid movies r made every year that u wouldve never learned abt if ur mutual didnt want to fuck an actor that plays in them
in case you are building a REALLY big minecraft city
lord the peasants are so loud today
pheasants. PHeasants. The birds
Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?
Achievement unlocked!
Fire post!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE
