I’m a very, very impatient creature when it comes to posting art
hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool
THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME
fun fact about languages: a linguist who was studying aboriginal languages of Australia finally managed to track down a native speaker of the Mbabaram language in the 60s for his research. they talked a bit and he started by asking for the Mbabaram word for basic nouns. They went back and forth before he asked for the word for “dog” The man replied “dog” They had a bit of a “who’s on first” moment before realizing that, by complete coincidence, Mbabaram and English both have the exact same word for dog.
on a similar note, a traditional Ojibwe greeting is “Nanaboozhoo” so when the French first landed in southern Canada they thought that they were saying “Bonjour!” Which is fucking wild to think about. Imagine crossing the ocean and the first people you meet in months somehow speak French.
the thing about me is that i will NEVER complain about a series having too many weird hairstyles. the weirder the better. if two plot-relevant characters have the same color hair and vaguely normal haircuts it will take me three months to tell them apart
protagonist design rule #1: GET SILLAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feeling hostile about seeing Christmas advertisements in October
The war on Christmas will end when it ceases its illegal occupation of Autumn and retreats back behind the Thanksgiving armistice line.
Rating Disney Horse Designs
Cyril Proudbottom (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad) 2/10 His vacant eyes and grotesque proportions disturb me
The Headless Horseman’s Horse (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad) 7/10 Stunning. Very dramatic. Powerful look.
Major (Cinderella) 4/10 Cyril Proudbottom’s more distinguished cousin.
Samson (Sleeping Beauty) 3/10 There’s something not right about his face. I don’t trust him.
Captain (One Hundred and One Dalmatians- movie) 5/10 A solid design. Friend shaped.
Captain (I don’t know- some 101 Dalmatians tv show it looks like) -30/10 Kill it now before it destroys us all.
Frou-Frou (Aristocats) 7/10 A perfect genteel lady. Loses points for inconsistency in the animation.
Philippe (Beauty and the Beast) 8/10 I’d trust this horse with my life
Achilles (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) 6/10 Respectable. Handsome.
Snowball (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) 10/10 The DRAMA. The expression somewhere between “evil” and “hasn’t slept in 4 days”. The HAIR. Perfection. Exactly the type of horse I’ll ride when I turn evil.
Pegasus (Hercules) 6/10 A fun design, lot’s of personality. But kinda gives off Frat Boy energy.
Baby Pegasus (Hercules) 11/10 I’d die for him.
Khan (Mulan) 10/10 Look at those absurd proportions– the tiny legs and the huge barrel chest- amazing.
Bullseye (Toy Story 2-4) 4/10 Is he cute? yes. But as someone who has owned many toy horses in her life, this is not a toy horse I would be pleased with.
This Bullseye Toy I found looking for a movie picture of Bullseye -100/10 This thing IS cursed and we will probably all die for having seen it. But I’m taking you all down with me.
Buck (Home on the Range) 2/10 No matter what picture, no matter what expression, you look at this horse and just KNOW he would be so unpleasant to talk to.
Blessedly, there is no horse in Chicken Little.
Destiny (Enchanted) 5/10 This is a Barbie horse and I swear I owned it.
Maximus (Tangled) 7/10 A good design but too much dogness.
Angus (Brave) 15/10 Everything that’s good in a horse.
Sitron (Frozen) 11/10 He deserves so much better than Hans. Look at his kind eyes. This is a horse that will treat you right. This horse is the anti-Hans.
Nokk (Frozen 2) 20/10 WATER HORSE WATER HORSE WATER HORSE WATER HORSE!
This Horse I Assume Bruno Stole (Encanto) 9/10 He’s only there very briefly and I can’t even find a decent picture but he’s a very nice horse.
I had to look this up. I HAD TO. And Frollo’s horse IS named Snowball.
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
weh
there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder
ROTUND
artistic rendition
im actually crying rn thank you so much
Reblogging because you never know who might need to read this, right now.
Reblogging because
you never know who might need
to read this, right now.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Quartz With Apophyllite & Stilbite Aurangabad, Maharashtra, India
Kitchen Nightmares is really just like
Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help
Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food
Owners: we have the best food
*food comes out*
Gordon: this is an alive rat
Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.
*dinner service*
Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat
Waitress: is everything okay?
Customer: no it's an alive rat
*food is sent back*
Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat
*Gordon goes in the freezer*
Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.
*later*
Gordon: your food is bad
Owner: no!!!!!!!!
Gordon: yes
Owner: oh my god our food is bad
*remodel, menu change*
Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much
Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?
Owner: yes of course
*end of episode*
Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*
End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.
Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.
LET GO!!!!!!
Love this post. REally lets you step into the shoes of someone stealin gummy worm
new favorite tweet just dropped 😅
When the joke goes too far and you end up a girl
Lmao thank you for this tag
This is the opposite of egg, if you do this for a year and you're still cis, you are the cis-est person alive. He has his gender cum laude.
he’s got an honorary transmasc doctorate from Forced To Wear A Dress University
@nyansense-the-nyanbinary how dare you leave this in tags?