i can still make the whole place shimmer

april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

What the korok sees when I glue his friend to the front end of my vehicle, barreling at 50 mph heading straight for him

Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa

baby i can help you blur the lines between platonic and romantic relationships sooo easily

who wants to see a horrifying picture of my cat where the camera, for whatever reason, focused on the porcelain doll in the background 

sure it might not NEED dlc but I’m sobbing at the idea of saying GOODBYE-goodbye to botw era zelda and link

all of u losers have no knowledge of what cannelloni are (canelones for the big dicked) and it shows

sundelion

She deserved more time in the game. I want more of Sonia.

im probably the best blogger out of my hometown

I am pro-strike I am pro-union I am pro-workers-getting-their-due I want to be inconvenienced A THOUSAND TIMES if it means people earn enough money