Unmanageable Chaos

bring his ass to a simmer

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

serenity

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

the universe is so fucking funny for this. imagine being born for a job. you having that job can only happen if your mom dies. and you wait 73 years for that to happen. and when you finally get that job, you get diagnosed with cancer and quite possibly die within the first five years. absolute legendary move on the universe’s part. lol. anyway, activate the crabs.

THAT WAS THE BEST SONG CHOICE FOR THIS VID

I thought I dreamt this video

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

Guys, I did a thing. I got a canvas, right? And it looks like a rainbow.

EXCEPT. When you zoom in!

You have baby CRANES!

My sister's BF is an artist, so I thought he might appreciate an artistic Christmas gift, but this is literally the first draft. Part of me thinks it's cool, but also, I think it's stupid, and that I need to never do art stuff again.

Your thoughts?

Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast

I'm obsessed with how the incredibly encyclopædic TARDIS wiki has a category for queer people, listing over 300 canonically LGBTQ+ characters in the Doctor Who universe..

..but it also has a category for queer people in the real world, and

it's just russell

Many reaction images of Brown Long-Eared Bats

Some of you need to hang out with normal people and just stop overthinking and blast some pop music and have a nice beverage

I refuse to listen to radio music.

All modern pop music is some whore singing about her cunt.

No thanks.

I will listen to literally anything but Pop. Black fucking Tschiakowsky or Judas Priest, I don't care, but for the love of God, anything but Pop. Or Rap. Otherwise I will take anything. Classic, Rock, Metal, if you insist rap, Electro, Jazz, Swing, fucking russian tribal synth, but not Pop.

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos

i couldn't think of a better way to communicate this so its this . my struggle

Also I was looking at 2021 in paleontology and apparently this year we discovered this awful shark that is wider than it is long

why

I love this thing

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like stupid sharks?

I could really use a fish right now

in the TikTok robot lady voice

Yeah sure I'll reblog that