HANUKKAH STARTERS
“How did you manage to light half the menorah? It’s the second day.” “Careful–– the latkes are hard as hockey pucks.” “You didn’t need to bring anything tonight, but thank you.” “Tonight’s just for the gelt: here, let’s go watch.” “If someone doesn’t move the menorah, the curtains are going to catch on fire.” “Grandpa’s telling the story of the Maccabees to anyone who will listen, so watch out.” “I’ve never actually heard the whole story of Hanukkah, I don’t think.” “It’s impossible to cheat at dreidel, calm down.” “Do you know how impossible it was to find Hanukkah lights for the house? Sit down and enjoy it.” “I think that the stash of sufganiot was raided. And by I think, I mean I raided the stash of sufganiot. Run!” “If I hear another Christmas carol, I might scream.” “And there go the curtains. Why didn’t someone move the menorah?” “Come on, let’s go home. We’ll be here again tomorrow night.” “One night down, seven to go.”