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The Turtle Moves

@nightfoot / nightfoot.tumblr.com

He/Him | 25+
Misc. fandom blog, but you'll most likely see: -Discworld -Fullmetal Alchemist -Lord of the Rings -Jurassic Park/ dinosaurs in general My main fandom is Tales, for which I have a dedicated sideblog (link above)
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squidvonbob

Plague Doctor masks based off of different birds

I legitimately thought this would get like 3 notes when I uploaded it. I’m blown away by the response. I’m truly grateful to everyone who liked and rebloged this. I’m over the moon that people seem to like it!

I only just found these drawings. And to paraphrase one of the other commenters, “We like plague doctors on this site.”

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olibavee

took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.

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I lowkey want a fic where Palpatine gets exposed because he’s in a bad mood, not paying much attention, and accidentally answers a holocom from somebody looking for the Supreme Chancellor as Darth Sidious. Example: *Separatists have just suffered a major defeat and everyone in the CIS keeps calling him for advice* *incoming call* Sidious: “Tyrannus if you cannot resolve this situation on your own then perhaps you are not worthy to be my Apprentice!” “…Master Yoda, this is.”

Palpatine: *cursing under his breath* Commander Cody! The timetable has…accelerated. Execute Order Sixty-Six.” “Master Yoda, this is still.”

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Neopets plots circa 2005: There’s an exciting new event going on! Get ready for an adventure!!

Neopets plots circa 2024: Hubert the hotdog salesman has clinical depression

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I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.

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pitafish

I'm gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don't remember or have never heard of some of these.

A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there's some strong examples of dark and/or "lolz teh random" humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.

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I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them

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tranzzitts

Can I interest you in not one or two... But THREE things that are no longer popular as they used to for you to enjoy?

Yes tell me the things !!

1. Supernatural

2. Doctor Who

3. Sherlock (BBC)

I despise you and you won't survive when I am in charge in 14 and a half years

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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