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hello this is my favorite video ever please please

el muchacho monday

I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

The hydrogen peroxide I had these guys soaking in froze and the bubbles made lovely, ghostly outlines of the submerged bones and skulls. 

the most important thing to remember when making a grilled cheese is that you can season the cheese and no one can stop you

second most important thing to remember is that attacks can come from any direction

smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

this is gonna make me sound very Old Man Yells At Cloud but i just hate how many things in my life assume i will always have access to a quick, reliable internet connection and almost cease to function without it. Obviously certain things Have To Have An Internet Connection, but i want to be able to listen to music if my service is bad. i want to still watch movies if Netflix is down. i want to have a working map when i can’t get a cell signal. nearly every tech product these days bears the fingerprint of the extremely internet-rich places they are developed, high rent offices in Seattle, San Francisco, etc.. I think often the idea of the internet not being available is so remote to them it doesn’t even factor in to development. i remember when the Xbox One was debuted and Microsoft was almost mockingly like “if you don’t have reliable fast internet, then don’t bother buying this”, and there was such backlash they completely went back on so much of that. But now that attitude is just the tech norm.

No you're right and you should say it

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

Nobody wants to work anymore

she’s only 23? she should be indoors using the computer

WTF i just saw joe biden changing the gas prices in my town he ran into the forest but i snapped a photo of him before he disappeared into the brush

My name is not important. What is important is that I really love Pooh's Adventures. I just fuckin' hate this world, and the human worms Poohing on its corpse. My whole life is just Pooh, Peeh, Piglet, Thomas, Thimas, Thimble, Trumbloola, Robert Planch, Albert Clench, Compact Disk. And I always wanted to slosh violently.

analog horror needs to let go of daisy bell I am FED UP

EXACTLY THIS. computers learned to sing a song for you and this is how you repay her? you take her love and make it something to fear? away with you

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago