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Every single store in town now that it’s pride month:

me whenever i see a news headline regarding the government

corporations once pride month is over:

“How you doing fellow gays?”

the female impressionists…………………… they Knew……………..

she Knows…………. she Gets It………….

she Knows…………………..

these ladies? they Know……….

1. Berthe Morisot, The Cradle, oil on canvas

2. Eva Gonzalès, In the Boat, oil on canvas

3. Marie Bracquemond, On the Terrace at Sèvres, oil on canvas

I mean thats just what happens when you live in the 19th century when you couldnt vote and hated your husband

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

If for ten years, Hollywood stopped making sequels, reboots and reimagingings, there would probably be a golden age for movies.

everyone appreciate my cat sushi pls