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Mainly Moodboards, 18, writing IF REQUIESTED(that's a lie), Now incorrect quotes, nope still moodboards ig, not much else tbh, Masterlist
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New Masterlist

Started: 5/14/2021

Updated: 5/14/2021

Total Works: 32

Genshin Impact

Moodboards:

Modern/Supernatural Au -Diluc -Zhongli -Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax -Kaeya -OC Fics:

None ATM

Ect.

None

BTS Moodboards: Bts Hybrid x ??? Reader Series -Jin -Yoongi -Hoseok -Namjoon -Jimin -Taehyung -Jungkook - ??? Reader

Bts Hybrid x Female Reader Series -Jin -Yoongi -Hoseok -Namjoon -Jimin -Taehyung -Jungkook -Female OC

Fics: TBD Ect. EXO Moodboards Wolf Pack! Exo x Demon! Wolf! OC Wolf! Xiumin(Minseok) x Witch! OC Fics: None Yet Ect.

ATEEZ

Moodboards: Mafia! Ateez -Seonghwa (2) -Hongjoong (1) -Mingi (2) -Wooyoung (3) -San (3) -Yunho (3) -Jongho (2) -Yeosang (2) Fics: None yet Ect. THE UNTAMED

Memes Morosexual Fics None Yet Ect. MISCELLANEOUS

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ejacutastic

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

The light of death sees you not using a turn signal motherhonker👁️‍🗨️

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

Refusal Of The Call is the actual trope name.  Usually followed by the tropes of The Call Knows Where You Live and You Can’t Fight Fate.

The Call is Trying to Contact you about your Destiny's Extended Warranty.

I Blocked The Call's Number, and The Call Got A New Phone And Called Again

Please Help The Call is Stalking Me

I Told The Call To Take Me Off The Call List And Got Laughed At

The Call is Needier Than My Ex Please Help

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I am literally begging you to have limits. You can be depraved and kinky and all that, but please let yourself have limits, for your own wellbeing and health. There is not a single person alive that is okay with everything that could possibly be thrown at them. I say this especially for younger people, like freshly 18 year olds. Yes, you're an adult, you are allowed to engage in kink, but that doesn't mean that you won't be taken advantage of because of your inexperience. There are predatory people out here who jump on young people who don't know any better and don't know how to stand up for their boundaries. Please take care of yourself

When I first ventured onto BDSM websites when I was 15/16 in the late 90s every website started with "SAFE, SANE, AND CONSENSUAL" followed shortly by a glossary of terms and how to recognise abusive relationships

In that information I learned what hard and soft limits were and that also saw many discussions about how they were properly used

Soft limits were things that were negotiable or were nervous to try but not against or you needed to be in the right mood for. This was a "check and discuss beforehand" situation

Hard limits are a "no. Never. I am NOT okay with this. Do NOT."

And on one kink website I saw someone share a story where for their Dom's birthday they were going to allow all their hard limits. It terrified them but they thought it would be a good way to show they care (← it was not)

The day came and their Dom did not use a single hard limit. And when asked why said something like: "Your hard limits are there for a reason. I wouldn't be a very good Dom if I violated them. Even if you told me I could."

Hard and soft limits are important and are a part of every safe BDSM and/or kink practice

It's also something you can apply to a lot of your non sexual life. Knowing what you feel is negotiable and what you feel is a hard no in life in general is good

No you don't have to be into everything. But also don't be an asshole to people for no reason. There are things that are very much a no for me. I generally just don't engage in and avoid it.

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s0fter-sin

soap's whole deal being sniper and demolitions gets me going bc on the surface they sound so different but when you get into it, you realise it's bc soap's smart

sniping is all math; calculating distances and wind interference and bullet drop. something i think people overlook is he was listed as a sniper first so it can be implied that he's better at it than demolitions. he does more sniping in both campaigns than demolitions work; in capture or kill, ghost specifically calls on him to take down the aq snipers

and demolitions is math with a hit of chemistry; knowing what mixes with what, knowing how much to use, recognising environmental factors and adjusting accordingly. it's not just about the boom; so much work goes into contained/ planned explosions. especially when having enough power for a breacher charge and not bringing down the whole building is the difference between mission success and failure

the chemical bombs he makes in alone can't just be any old cleaners, they have to have the correct reaction to each other; he just knew off the top of his head what would mix with what to create what reaction. he would also potentially have to recognise them by sight/smell bc they would’ve been written in spanish

soap would also have to know architecture; recognising structural integrity and weak points so he knows exactly where to plant a charge to bring it down and how it'll come down

he has an incredible soldier's mind people just forget that bc he's sociable which itself is a skill

we know he tends to buck against orders he doesn't agree with like when he pushes back against ghost in capture or kill and shepherd when he tells them to release hassan

he gets closer to people and sees if he can trust them and that's when he follows them without question. really think about how he talks to alejandro and rudy; he asks about their home and alejandro's family and rudy's relationship with him. those aren't questions you ask a stranger after a few hours of knowing them. that's not even touching on his relationship with ghost

he also deliberately brings people of higher ranks down to his level; talking informally with ghost and giving him a shoulder punch, addressing alejandro (a colonel!!) by his first name and rudy by his nickname despite literally just meeting them. he personalises all of them and it’s in direct opposition to the reason most characters do that; it’s not due to insubordination or lack of respect, the more he respects and trusts someone, the more casual he is with them

he digs into people; he wants to know what makes them tick and that determines if he can one, trust them and two, follow their orders. once he decides that, he's the ultimate soldier; he bleeds loyalty which makes him vicious when that loyalty is taken for granted

he isn't naive or bubbly or insecure; he's an incredibly smart and aware soldier. he's aggressive and bloodthirsty and loyal and intuitive and i love him so much

@crashtestbunny YOUR HUSBAND LOOK AT HIM

Agreed

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batfamfucker

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

Barry: Eat the rich!

Bruce: Oh thank Go-

Clark: Oh, I intend to 🥴🥵

It’s Batman’s turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.

Okay but can you imagine what kind of identity reveal situation that would be?

“I would fuck —-, I would marry —-, and then I would commit suicide.”

“Batman, that’s not how the game is played. You have to choose for Bruce Wayne.”

“I did.”

“…WHAT?!”

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lynati

“I would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.”

This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said “I’d marry Bruce Wayne for the money” and the other half have not only said that they’d fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.

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althor42

Flash: So, tall, dark, and scary, what’ll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets? Maybe you’ll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here, work him over like a hunk of meat like Supes? Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, what’ve you got for us?

Batman: -pauses- Honestly, I don’t think there will ever be a better time for this. -pulls off his cowl-

Justice League: -horrified screeching-

pLEASE- 😭🤚

I’ve never wanted to reblog something more than in this moment

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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

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pizzadut

oh my god

I FOUND THE POST

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thegreyjoyed

HOLY HELL THE POST!!!!!

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deadbranch

World heritage post.

the Tumblr gods have blessed me today!!!

This is the kind of post people hundreds of years from now will find merch of and think we had some sort of world heritage post holiday haha

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luvit

Build-A-Boyfriend | A Luvit Valentine's

Valentine's Day is approaching! You know what that means! Oh... no plans? No worries! Here at Luvit Inc., we have you covered. Just answer our short questionnaire and we'll send you something to make this holiday season worthwhile ;)
RAFFLE ENTRY - up to FIVE (5) winners will be chosen for a little extra holiday loving this season:
  • your first step is to take a quick uquiz assessment! there are 14 possible results.
  • reblog + let us know your results in the tags (this counts as your entry!)
  • you have until 11:59pm pst, feb. 16th to enter. any entries after that time and date will not be counted (but you can still take the quiz <3)
  • winners will be selected through the wheel of names and then privately messaged with your result (pls have your messages open so i can let you know!)
  • winners will have until 11:59pm pst, feb. 17th to confirm response
PRIZES:
  • a personalized blurb up to 750 words (can be either fluffy or suggestive)
  • reader-insert or OC-insert - i'll use whatever name/pronouns you let me know of!
  • will include your tagged result as the character
  • select a prompt starter from a provided list
  • prizes will be distributed on feb 19th unless otherwise notified

*eligibility requirements are: cannot be a blank blog, this cannot be the only post on your blog, reblogged and tagged with your result, entered before the time and date

**i've never made a uquiz before so i apologize in advance if it's bad 😭 it is mostly random and gives you a little dive into how i personally characterize and associate things with the different cod men. this is for fun and not meant to be taken super seriously! i just decided on 5 people since i'm still recovering from the sick but wanted to do something interactive and let y'all know that i really DO appreciate you ❤️

I got Keegan, but I don’t really know him / like him, so could I get one of the 141 guys instead if I’m picked?🥺🥹

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wow we twinning fr /j

Running From Your Past

You have a past you'd prefer not to think about, but boy oh boy does it like to think about you. A bad parent, an old enemy, a job that ended in disaster. No matter how far your run or how well you hide, it will find you eventually.

I'm rockin' w it. This has Zeepie's Clandestine Vibe™ written all over it💃

YUUUURRRR LEMME ROUND UP THE SHAWTIES ✨

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swiftmitsu

OMGGAA I GOT TAGGED ?!!!

that. makes so much sense. i agree.

TAGS: (no pressure<3)

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elizakai

The baddest babygirl, you say-? ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ഒ *.•

(Thanks for the tags all my lovelies!)

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asterclaw

wh how does one even react to that apart from it being completely and utterly true

mmm, thx for the tag <3

Yay!!!

(Thank you for the tags, @the-fourth-wall-6820 @randomexistingthing and @asterclaw I saw your little characters, they were so cute :D <3)

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selenadoom

omg I got tagged? well thanks do much for tagging me as well🤩 and I love all of youre ocs❤️👍

here is mine.

@miramoonli cousin you're gonna love this. and @parniathedevil . @air25 . @sunstruckedd . @skydreamplayzz . @susartwork .

I took the quiz twice because I didn't like my first answer, but then my second result was worse lol I also made myself a month ago, forgot to post, then made it again now after a haircut.

thank you for the tag my darling @8-rae-rae-8!!! this one was so fun to do, i love taking quizzes AND making picrews lolol

no pressure tags: @konigsblog @fossilizedpr0tienpowder @shadofireshinobi @phillip-graves-wife let me know if you dont want to be tagged in these!! id love to see what yall make/get <3<3

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blingblong55

thank you for the tag @jamesrifftapes

Tagged but with no pressure:

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warenai

Oh😳 lol

[Confidence +8]

Thanks for the tag @warenai

I’m kind of offended I didn’t get The Hot One but it’s nice to see my maturity recognised. I’m in my villain arc now I reckon.

I just wanted to try this, and the results were too funny not to reblog😂 also, the pic is literally me😂 down to the switch in my hand

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Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

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kainoliero

You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.

I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.

hand slipped so heres a gif

Reblog to respect the Big Night Cat

Ah, that’s my sister

Not me seeing this on Pinterest first and then having it pop up on my for you page 😋

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callsignhood

Turn your volume on!

I did something, lip syncing was so hard, jesus

(Please reblog if you liked it! I might do more🥺)

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