save a horse ride a dyke or whatever they say

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kathryn turning into agatha harkness

Kathryn Hahn doing witch arms w her Starbucks cup clutched between three fingers is very important to me

Stop shaming people for their body count

Who cares how many people she's killed so long as you love her and she looks pretty with blood on her face.

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

I’m sorry!? What?!

Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?

Omg happy birthday el chupacabra!

The big 30!!!

Someone get this thing a cake made of goats!!!

Agatha: oh, and can you pick up some tampons for me? I started my period today

Rio: you’re not pregnant!?

Agatha: no, I’m not pregnant!

Rio: but I’m trying so hard!

Agatha: we both have coochies!

Rio, pouting: I really thought I had it this time

Agatha: that’s not how this works!

Rio, determined: I’ll try again

Agatha: what!?

anything for you 💔

the view is pretty huh? 🥹

baby trap 🫦

death in the midst of chaos 🤣