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Had the funniest experience earlier of my swiftie coworker putting the new white girl breakup songs™️ album on the speaker at work and the moment she left the room long enough for her phone to disconnect from Bluetooth our older coworker immediately put on 10 hours of relaxing tibetan flute music instead and we all collectively sighed in relief
warding spell against Taylor swift
Do sharks cuddle?
THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.
many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.
they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.
Skyrim loading screen
talon movie night ft. everybody really sucks at watching movies
"where's mauga?" right there
He's trying his best
like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not
ok sick my cats got a shotgun thisll take care of it
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please
edit THANKS @smellslikebot
yes you can partake with a fandom without engaging with its source media, it's called being a fortnite furry
This piece is on sale as a print and playmat as part of my big annual art sale!
weheheheh started playing bug fables again >:)
I am only on chapter three so. No spoilers
I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes
How much
Only 3400
hot damn 🏃♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞♀️
ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go
How is she supposed to bench press d.va with noodle arms, blizzard better fix this, it's a crime
Go on, touch that transformation button! Look at how happy wolf Link is!
Were is this buttion
I’ll show you a clean pair of eels
Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!
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