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Key:

♠: no happy ending

☺: happy ending

♥: No smut

★: Smut

Spencer Reid/Reader

Serendipity : (Angst ☺) Reader has been away for two years and goes to a bar expecting to have a one night stand to take her mind off what happened the last time she was in DC. What she didn't expect was the reason she left.

Letters(Angst ☺) Spencer writes Reader letters during his prison stint. Loosely based off of Hey There Delilah.

Peach Scone: (Angst ♠) Songfic for Peach Scone by Hobo Johnson. alternatively, Spencer is a angsty man

The Sweetest Hurt: ★ Reader is always getting hurt. Spencer finds it stressful, but almost endearing.

Whining and Dining: ★ Reader teases Spencer during a team dinner. Chaos and sex ensues.

Spencer Reid/Cat Adams

For You: (Angst ♠ NSFW)  Spencer finds himself at the mercy of one Cat Adams, and he isn't sure that he minds.

Innocence:☺ Set around Season Two, this soon to be series explores the “what if” regarding Cat Adams, and if Spencer had gotten to her before she killed.

Jennifer Jareau/Emily Prentiss

Paramour:  (Angst ♠ )  Jennifer Jareau is little miss perfect. Emily Prentiss could be her downfall.

Jennifer Jareau/Reader

Hawthorn: Fairytale! AU. Based on the Bulgarian concept of a Samodiva, This is a little “we are halfway to halloween” fic. JJ and Reader go dancing. (Angst ♠)

Series

The Pantheon: Various Greek myth-inspired fics. 

Golden: (★ Angst ☺) Spencer is losing himself. Reader tries to bring him back down before that happens. Loosely inspired by the myth of Icarus.

The War or The World?: (Angst )   Unsub!Hotch tries to avenge Haley’s death. Inspired by Ares and Atlas

Upcoming

Spencer Reid/Cat Adams

Poison in a Shotglass: Cat toys with Spencer and leaves him her most romantic gifts.

Death Spiral: Cat gets the ice-skating date of her dreams.

Agnosthesia: Cat and Spencer exchange letters while she’s in prison.

Undisclosed Desires: Spencer thinks he can heal Cat, but will it take more from him than it gives to her?

Spencer Reid/Reader

Sweet Hibiscus Tea: Post prison, Reader calls out Spencer for treating her like a therapist.

I'm Gonna Be Just Like You: (Coming Soon!) Reader is Cat Adam's ex, and together, Reader and Spencer discover why they need therapy.

Aaron Hotchner/Reader

My Son's Teacher: Aaron hits it off with Jack's teacher.

Gen Fic

Dimittere Illi: (Heavy Angst) Prison Spencer prays to every God he can think of for help.

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DEREK MORAN, JENNIFER JAREAU AND SPENCER REID in The Boogeyman | 2.06

why are you still afraid of the dark? // cause of the inherent absence of light!
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Unsub!Spencer Rec List

Hey friends! I was asked to make a rec list for fics involving Spencer Reid as an unsub, so here it is! (Also, for a bonus of Unsub!Hotch, keep reading!)

If you write/already have a fic involving an Unsub!BAU member, please let me know and I’ll add it here! I will also accept Reidaway or Reidams fics!

Finally, a quick shoutout to @dreatine as well, who is always so helpful in making rec lists ❤️

*Due to the nature of this trope, there are many extremely triggering concepts involved. Please read all Content Warnings carefully and consider whether or not to read the works for yourself. Please respect the authors and do not read any NSFW works if you are a minor. Thank you!

Spencer Reid/Reader (Oneshots)

  • The Last Cigarette by @ontheoddoccasioniwritestuff: Mr Scratch was an unsub with undoubtedly the greatest impact on the team. Even in death, he pushes Spencer beyond the preconception of his limits.
  • My Darling by @reidgraygubler: Reader stumbles upon one of Spencer’s darkest secrets.
  • Oh Ana by @write-orflight: When Y/N’s life falls apart she finds herself playing god with the man that can only bring her destruction.
  • Cat and Mouse by @adrianaisims: Spencer is a vigilante killer, and Reader finally caught him after months of searching. They meet in an empty hotel, Reader doesn’t bring back-up. They’re mutually obsessed with each other, what could go wrong?
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Pathos: Ralvez x Reader

A/N: Surprise I'm not dead! I wrote this for @imagining-in-the-margins fic swap and got my wonderful friend babyleaf! This was my first time writing for Ralves, hope you enjoy! Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader/Luke Alvez Category: NSFW Content Warning: descriptions of penetrative and oral sex, degradation, praise Word Count: 1.4k

I’ve always loved things that come in threes.

When I was little, it was a tricycle. Too top heavy for my childhood innocence, metal bars dented from gravel flying up as I taught my body my first love, what flying felt like. I can still hear my mom’s laughter and feel my father’s arms wrapping around my stomach and pulling me back, keeping me from the expanse of the asphalt. My first love was brought to me in threes.

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Dastardly Deeds (Kyle Orfman Blurb)

Content Warning: NSFW, MINORS DNI. Fem!Reader, innocence kink, public sex, unprotected sex, chasing, rough sex, Little Red/Big Bad Wolf references, potential dubcon/CNC trigger Request: kyle with an innocence kink? bonus for nn of little girl/little red A/N: Surprise blurb because my writing app is down.

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A somewhat surprising side effect of the apocalypse was a significantly more varied sex life. Perhaps it was the virus driving you all insane, or maybe evolution resulted in a population of adrenaline junkies waiting for their next fix.

Either way, you and Kyle were no exception.

It had been your idea to take a trip to the remote area of the hiking trail. The dead were minimal in number there, but the privacy was unrivaled.

It had also been your idea to take off running at the first possible chance. He let you go, watching you flitter off into the forest like his own personal fae as you called, “Catch me if you can.

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Here to Misbehave (Epilogue | S.R.)

Summary: Spencer and Reader (finally) get their happily ever after. A/N: Thank you so much to everyone who tagged along to read this. I will always remember the first series I've ever finished, and all of the people who helped me out along the way. I love you all dearly. Thank you for everything. Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader Category: Series (NSFW, 18+) Content Warning: Weddings, alcohol, mild exhibitionism, oral (female receiving), penetrative/unprotected sex, Daddy kink, breeding kink Word Count: 7.1k

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It was a cool, calm Virginia morning. The kind of day that begins with crisp air and perfectly tuned melodies of songbirds that somehow knew how to sing in harmony. The early hours sun cast a comforting glow to few droplets that dripped from the morning glory petals.

Inside the bridal suite, however, things were far from serene. As far away as it could get.

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” I said for what felt like the fifth time of the hour. “How am I running late to my own wedding?!”

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reidetic

i waited to read this until i was mentally prepared to never see my babies again....and yet, i’m sobbing at 2 am.

all good things, pom. always all good.

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Anonymous asked:

Hi there! Would you ever be open to writing a smut where after Cat Adams is executed they find out she left everything she owned to (y/n), her ex girlfriend and Spencer becomes obsessed with (y/n) but little does he know she’s obsessed w him too and they meet and basically have really intense sex that’s a battle for dominance because cat Adams both tucked them up mentally so much

Friend! I hope you see this! I wanted to answer this quickly rather than posting it in a Rejected Requests post ages from now. I just wrote a prompt very similar to this [Yellow Light, where Reader is Cat’s sister].

THAT BEING SAID! I know someone who will do this request so much more justice than I would if I tried to force myself to write it.

My friend @reidetic offered to write this one for me, since they are a huge Cat Adams fan and do great with this kind of charged scene. I promise you that you will love it. If you still don’t believe me, check out their most recent work (Golden) and you will see that I am correct. I look forward to reading this request with you over there!

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Hi!! Anon, I hope you're reading this!! I am incredibly excited about writing this and getting back into writing for Cat and related topics. Thank you to Pom and thank you to this wonderful requester. I hope I do it justice, and feel free to hop into my inbox if you want to add anything :)

hey, anon, i’m hoping you see this!! this fic is about 1/2 written and i've just been unmotivated to write recently, but i didn't want you to think i forgot about you!! i am still chuggin away at it. ty!!!

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Damsel (Kyle Orfman/Fem!Reader)

Summary: You find a group to stick with in the zombie apocalypse, and Kyle is the only one with a bed big enough for two people.

A/N: I cannot believe I finished this in time, lmfao. This is for my Only One Bed Challenge, and it is dedicated to my wonderful friend who would hate if I tagged her here. I hope you all enjoy! Very bad gif is mine, btw <3 Couple: Kyle Orfman/Fem!Reader Category: Smut (NSFW, 18+) Content Warning: Gun mention, fingering, penetrative sex, unprotected sex (pulling out), mild D/s dynamics, brat kink, Daddy kink, mild degradation/praise, nickname “Princess” Word Count: 6k

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I always thought that the end of the world would be followed by constant disasters of varying levels. The experts had warned us about the downfall of humanity, of the melting of the ice caps and the inevitable storm that never ended. But when the dead came to life, I guess all those theories went out the proverbial window.

Most days the world looked pretty much the same, save for the occasional walking, talking corpse. But that day was not one of the good ones. The rolling thunder was somehow less off-putting than the crackling spit of electricity ripping through the atmosphere.

But there I was, wandering on the side of an abandoned highway littered with empty, looted cars and flanked by forests. I’d meant to return home — or whatever version of it I’d found — sooner than this. Realistically, I figured the last group had left without me after the 48 hour mark. I wouldn’t have blamed them.

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The Birds & The Bees (S.R. | Pt. 19)

Summary: Spencer and Bunny have a discussion about socks (and a strange wedding invitation in his mailbox). A/N: This is a bit of a “filler” chapter, meaning that it’s mostly closing out/setting up arcs. Next chapter is a big one, though. I can’t wait to share it with you all! (Gif is mine) Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader Category: Slow Burn (NSFW, 18+) Content Warning: Mentions of bastinado (foot whipping from Revelations), canon consistent trauma, parents arguing, holidays. Word Count: 7k

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The hardest thing about dating a profiler is that they see the world in a very different way. Spencer, for example, often saw the worst-case scenario to any situation in our daily lives. I had quickly learned that the worst-case scenario to basically everything was me being mortally wounded in a dramatic fashion.

So when I told him that I had to meet with Professor Hawkin, his first instinct was to tell me ‘no.’ I stopped him before he’d had the chance. Not only was the meeting mandatory, but she’d also even gone through the trouble of sending me a second and third invite when I’d taken too long to respond. The last one had included a simple note of, “I need to speak with you. You deserve an apology.

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  1. has a comment someone left on a fic of yours ever made you laugh out loud?
  2. has a comment someone left on a fic of yours ever made you cry?
  3. and because i know we’re all egocentric, have you ever made yourself laugh out loud or cry with a fic you wrote?
  4. what would this fic be about, based on the title? (asker provides fake fic title) (x)
  5. if you couldn’t finish (one of) your wip(s) for some reason, what writer would you trust with finishing it, if any? (asker can choose what wip)
  6. what is your favourite sense to incorporate in your writing and why?
  7. what is you favourite sentence/paragraph? read it to us! (asker can choose what fic) (x)
  8. if you got a computer virus that deleted all your fics but had just enough time to save one before they were wiped out, which fic would you pick and why?
  9. the “you got kudos“ e-mail is usually much appreciated, but is there a fic you wish you didn’t get these e-mails for? if so, which one and why?
  10. what word do you keep using like it’s going out of style?
  11. what grammar mistake do you keep making no matter how many times your beta corrects you?
  12. what headcanon will you keep implementing in your fics, even if canon ends up contradicting it?
  13. do you make playlists for when you write? if so, share!
  14. what trope would you refuse to write even if you were paid to do it?
  15. describe (one of) your wip(s) in the weirdest/most contrived way possible! (asker can choose what wip)
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The Birds & The Bees (S.R. | Pt. 18)

Summary: Bunny runs into Kyle and learns things about Spencer she isn’t ready to handle. A/N: Gif is mine (here) Big thank you to everyone for your support so far - this early chapter is dedicated to you all! Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader Category: Slow Burn (NSFW, 18+) Content Warning: Physical assault, slapping, sexual threat, screaming/arguing, guns, discussions of hypothetical rape/sexual assault.

This chapter also features a graphic PTSD episode/flashback and autistic meltdown in which Spencer’s canonical trauma (and implied CSA) is briefly recounted/referenced. This chapter might be troubling for those who have trauma-induced flashbacks, feelings of suicidal ideation, sexual or physical trauma, or experiences with gun violence or domestic abuse.

On the Series Masterlist, I will include a brief description of the events that take place in this chapter for those who choose not to read it. This is your reminder that no story is worth your well-being, and I do not mind if you opt out of this chapter. Word Count: 8.6k

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I’d never liked frat houses. After the first five minutes I spent in one, I was convinced that no one ever could. It seemed downright impossible. Beyond the sticky layer of sweat, beer, and something else I didn’t want to think about, was an undercurrent of sinister, unsettling behavior.

Drunk men had never been my forte. I could hardly handle them when they were sober. Granted, it was a lot easier to trick a drunk man into thinking you’d follow him into a room just before you shut the door and locked it to protect the rest of the crowd from the menace.

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matrimony - S.R/reader blurb

Summary: based on the song “this is how you fall in love” by jeremy zucker and a cute tiktok i watched of a first look at a couple’s wedding.

A/N: i haven’t written in a while, so i’ve given you a small blurb to kind of rekick my motivation. also i wrote this almost entirely for my pal who has a thing for marriage.

Couple: Spencer Reid/Reader

Category: SFW fluff.

Content Warning: None!

Word Count: 547

The aisle in front of me is littered in crushed and fluttering petals, the little girl responsible for them skipping towards the altar. I see myself in her, watch my childlike innocence and perception of love make my path down the aisle. When you’re little, love just means, ‘who will hold my hand on the playground when we play tag?’ and I can’t help but think that’s not much different from what love means to me now. It’s less playground and more life, but I know now all I want is someone to be there. Whether it’s during the formation of love or the expression of it, Spencer is the one I want by my side. I can’t make myself look up though, not yet, gaze fixated on my shoes. Will Spencer be excited, grinning from ear to ear? Did someone fix his hair, or is it curling over his collar? Will he cry? Oh, I hope he doesn’t cry. If he cries, I’ll cry and both of us will look ridiculous.

When he asked me to marry him, we were in his living room. He had been fidgety all day, keeping his hands in his pockets the whole day. We had laid out a blanket and pillows to have a movie night, my one request for our date night.

He couldn’t get comfortable, and finally I turned and asked, “What is up with you today?” and when I turned, there was a little back velvet box in his hand.

“Is that…?” I had asked.

He nodded, tears welling up. “Will you marry me?” Of course I said yes, and now here we are, my hands fiddling with my engagement ring around my bouquet, and I get the nerve to look up at him.

He’s not crying now, at least from what I can see at the beginning of the aisle, but when he meets my eyes, I feel everything from the last few years in his eyes. Clutching my arm, Hotch gives me a look that says, Are you ready? I nod as we start to walk down the aisle to him, and I mouth “I love you” to him, and he says it out loud, over the music and our family and friends burst out into joyous laughter. I remember then that Spencer and I are not alone, and grin sheepishly up at Hotch.

“It’s okay.” He whispers. “This is about you, not us.” I settle back down, meeting Spencer’s eyes yet again. He’s starting to mist up, and I shake my head and mouth, Don’t cry! and he laughs. I see the smile crinkle the skin beside his eyes, and I feel tears coming to mine too.

We reach the end of the aisle, and Spencer reaches out a hand for me. We’ve never been one for tradition. Hotch smiles, and hands me away, and I take my place in front of Spencer.

“Hi.” He whispers.

“Hi.” I giggle back, seeing stars and life and love and everything in the eyes of the man before me. I squeeze his hands not once, but three times. I love you.

And that is how you fell in love, and this is how you fall in love, and this will be how we fall in love forever.

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