this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

having an experience

I love this picture. Sultry, come hither stare out the bars, oral fixation prop in mouth, loose oversized shirt + NO PANTIES. One leg lifted up revealing a peek at his exposed rabbit hole. Jailhouse FISH god damn he was ahead of his time

new type of guy just dropped

this is standard issue uncle

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

peter parker is spider-man????

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

OH SON OF A BITCH

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have

Thank you Neil Gaiman!!!

Imagine tho if this was a catch and release situation

You are minding your own business, a gigantic being elevates you from your realm and as you struggle between life and death you are shown ominous events beyond your comprehension and then you are catapulted back to your home all of a sudden

HP Lovecraft as a fish.

watch this. this is literally what love is.

making discord 2

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

used her hand sanitizer

Tumblr, waking up to the boops on April 1st