i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

I haven’t reblogged something related to Warrior cats since like 2012 but this is fucking hilarious

the meme at the end absolutely killed me

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

world heritage post

I saw this one post ages ago where someone said that video games can’t have plus-size characters, because “how could they do cool action?” I can’t find the post, but it inspired me to show you guys some gifs of real people.

All this and also like videogames dont have to have realistic actions.

Videogame characters regularly do things that real life people cannot do.

If youre someone who can accept link turning into a wolf but cant accept someone fat doing flips and parkour and shit maybe youre just fatphobic and you dont actually care whether or not plus sized people can do those things.

All this and all that, and also also, not every game has to be a 3D action thing with parkour or whatever.

why do youtubers start with “what is up” but dont even wait for me to tell them about my day. this reltionship is too one sided my mother was right about u 

I hope they don’t discover I used the Statue of Liberty to decorate my beach.

*quicksaves before stealing a necklace at hottopic*

Employee: theif!

*battle music starts*

Me: *sighs and crouches in the corner*

Employee: huh? Must of been my imagination.

me_irl

last night my brother asked me if I ever get two completely unrelated songs stuck in my head together and then several hours later sends me this

this song is just what executive dysfunction feels like

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

Gay🌺irl

i’m solid ms. jackson wooooooooooooooo i have congealed

never meant to be a liquid guy, took some hours to solidify

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

tea

girl it’s milk

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself

fuck a “personal bubble”, stay out of my

BLOOD CIRCLE

So glad that non-scouts can appreciate the term blood circle properly.

please don’t go saying whatever the fuck you please

I discovered something in Animal Crossing that has unnerved me slightly.

So in a couple instances, regular animals are seen in the game, even though their villager-counterparts have sapient-level intelligence. Popular examples include octopi, which are villagers even though you used to be able to catch them while fishing, or this caged hamster.

Other items in the game such as these playground toys imply the existance of other non-person animals in this world as well.

Now I posit that this implies a Goofy/Pluto law in the AC universe, meaning that some animals are people and some are just animals. All characters in your village are simply the "people species". Completely reasonable.

Heres what I hate though- the human player is obviously a person-species, but you can get an anatomically correct human skeleton in the game:

Which implies that there is not only a more anatomically correct human species in the AC-Universe, but one that is entirely feral.