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mega-stellar

This is such a gorgeous song and stellar performance. A pure piece of god damn art.

わたしの最後はあなたがいい I want you to be my last あなたとこのままおサラバするより If I had to keep being separated from you like this 死ぬのがいいわ I'd rather die 死ぬのがいいわ I'd rather die 三度の飯よりあんたがいいのよ I choose you over three meals a day あんたとこのままおサラバするよか If I had to keep being separated from you like this 死ぬのがいいわ I'd rather die 死ぬのがいいわ I'd rather die
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Adelaide, The Housekeeper

Chapter 1:

He was screaming. She knew it was a mistake going alone that night, but she was too frustrated at him to even care about herself.

She remembered waking up in the cold and confined space. She remembered feeling claustrophobic and the difficulty to breath.

She remembered having to face him with the gun to her temple. She remembered the gun shot and then, it turned dark.

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Ragnarsons on instagram

because we all know they’d be insta thoties, no printers only fax

Bjorn:

  • bio is just a vague mixture of words like “entrepreneur, adventurer, leader” and changes every few weeks
  • totally that guy that gets all his captions from brainyquote.com
  • sponsored posts and brand deals
  • 90% of his pics are subtle flexes ngl
  • never uses geo tag bc privacy but always posting travel pics
  • so private and vague that no one? actually knows? what he does? like it’s obvious he got money but how? his job and/or lack of one becomes the new internet conspiracy of the week

Ubbe:

  • barely ever posts but has the most followers
  • 50% family and friend pics, 40% health food pics, and 10% shirtless pics all with dad jokes as captions
  • low key popular in gardening circles bc he grows some of the food he eats himself and sometimes posts his small but impressive vegetable garden
  • tries to reply to comments and dms every once in a while but not often bc wow…some of ya’ll wildin
  • it’s either “how are your cucumbers growing?” or “stick that cucumber in my ***** dilf” and he just can’t deal with that whiplash all the time
  • somehow ends up in one of those weird buzzfeed articles like ‘hottest lumbersexual men of instagram’

Hvitserk:

  • never responds to comments but is in the dms like it’s his second job
  • if there isn’t at least one boomerang of the food did he even eat?
  • everything from expensive restaurant meals to 3am taco bell gets the same excited hd zoom in treatment
  • somehow at every party in town? gets invited everywhere and is in every picture
  • prank videos that end in him running from one or several of his brothers, has gotten Ivar with the classic ‘wrap everything you own in tin foil’ gag 3 times now
  • memes
  • broke his no comments streak when someone jokingly asked “do you eat pussy like that?” on a vid of him slurping some noodles and within .2 seconds he replied “yes, do you want a demonstration?” then muted notifications while everyone lost their shit

Sigurd:

  • has his soundcloud, bandcamp, AND youtube channel plugged in his bio
  • probably had the youtube channel first and mostly uses insta to promote that channel and his music
  • most vids are him just chilling in the woods with whatever instrument he can find, usually his guitar, and people kinda start to wonder if he even has a house cause he’s never inside…like ever
  • sometimes sings, sometimes answers questions (sarcastically), always plays in what his fans jokingly call “violent woodland fae genre”
  • regularly recognized in the streets as “singing woods guy”

Ivar:

  • get’s almost all his captions from rap
  • people mainly follow for the aesthetic and the fits (and the face of course) he’s fine and everyone knows it
  • expensive clothes, but nothing gaudy
  • basic insta fuckboi behavior but with class™, regularly goes out with Hvitserk and is in most of his stories
  • on the down low might be dating a model?? it’s very hush hush
  • only follows Sigurd to like all the rude comments people leave on his posts “i’m supporting him in the most effective way possible: aggressive criticism” 
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When Pacho Meets A DEA Agent

Pacho sat at the bar, letting the rest head out back while he stayed for another drink. He looked around and frowned - he didn’t know there was a new guy in town and he looked cute for a gringo.

Ainsley twirled his whiskey glass while sighing. Another long day at the office. Suddenly, the bartender handed him a drink - strawberry daiquiri.

“Oh, sorry. I didn’t order this”, he said.

“I won’t refuse, sir”, said the bartender, eyeing to the man about two seats from Ainsley.

He thanked the bartender before saluting the man who bought him the daiquiri. It wasn’t long before he approached Ainsley.

“New in town?”, he asked.

“Just touched down”, Ainsley sipped the daiquiri.

“Pacho”, he offered his hand out.

“Ainsley”, he smiled as he shook hands.

“I assumed you’re not American? Although you do sound like one”, Pacho pointed out to Ainsley’s fiery red hair.

Ainsley smiled and chuckled. “Half, my grandfather from my father’s side is Irish”.

“Work?”.

“Sorta. You?”.

“Business”.

“May I ask what kind of business?”, Ainsley finished up the daiquiri.

“Just..., business”, Pacho finished up his daiquiri and asked for a refill.

“Next one on me”, Ainsley told the bartender.

“No, no! I will pay”, Pacho insisted.

“What kind of a gentleman I’d be if I don’t pay for the next drink?”, Ainsley winked.

Pacho wouldn’t have picked a gringo, but he admitted that this one is charming. They talked for a while and Pacho was oddly comfortable with him somehow. The way he focused on what Pacho would say, the way he stealthily slid compliments to Pacho and not once he questioned why a man would buy him a drink.

Ainsley also learned a few new words that Pacho insisted would come in handy. They had a few drinks before Pacho’s telephone rang.

“Work?”.

Pacho sighed. “I will leave to Juarez soon. Some business deal”.

“Too bad, I do enjoy your company”, Ainsley had that sleepy smirk.

Pacho felt his heart raced. It’s not often he found a man like this, that truly enjoy a moment of vulnerability and not because of money.

“Perhaps..., we will see each other again”.

“Well, Pacho, until then, I bid you farewell”, Ainsley winked.

“Ciao”, Pacho smiled before leaving.

The next day, Pacho was having breakfast with the Rodriguez brothers when the brothers’ head of security, Jorge and Navegante came in. They said that the DEA has a new agent that just touched down last night.

“It was a last minute decision, perhaps. He’s said to have a very agressive method, close to the late Colonel Carrillo”, said Jorge as he passed a photo to Gilberto.

Gilberto passed to Miguel, who afterwards passed to Pacho. The moment he laid eyes on the picture, he nearly choked on his drink.

“Pachito, what’s wrong?”, Miguel patted Pacho’s back.

Pacho didn’t answer. He looked at the picture again. The fiery red hair, the green eyes, but in the picture was almost a different person than the one he had met last night.

The picture showed a person who will not tolerate narcos like him, but last night? No, that was a different man. A man who was laid back and open minded. No, it can’t be.

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Star Wars AU: Neighbours

(Ben lives with his girlfriend Rey and later he finds out his new neighbour is his colleague at work, Armitage Hux, who inherited the house next door. Rey seems oblivious with Ben’s little pranks on Hux, who would use Rey’s pet rabbits Poe, Finn and Rose to eat Hux’s vegetables. Inspired by Peter Rabbit movie)

Hux thought the house was beautiful. What he didn’t expect was to be neighbours with his rival at work, Ben Solo.

“Not you...”, Hux sighed, frustratingly.

“Hux, buddy! Didn’t know you’d be my new neighbour”, Ben gave him a sinister smile.

“This is a set up”, said Hux.

“Oh, is this the new neighbour?”, Hux was surprised to know Ben has a girlfriend.

“Oh, Rey, there you are. Our new neighbour, Armitage Hugs. He’s actually my coworker”, said Ben.

“It’s Hux and I didn’t know Ben has a girlfriend”, said Hux.

“He’s a bit jealous that’s why”, said Rey.

Ben watched as Hux tended to his garden and planted vegetables. He turned to Rey’s pet rabbits that he had to babysit while she had to run some errands.

“You guys hungry?”, Ben asked and the rabbits, Rose, Finn and Poe perked up their ears.

Ben carried the rabbits in his arms stealthily through the back gate. He placed the rabbits down at the hole at Hux’s gate.

Rose, Finn and Poe quickly dug under and found themselves in heaven, looking at the vegetables. They decided to help themselves while Ben sat outside and read.

Hux saw Ben outside. Something was not right. He looked over to his garden and saw the bushes moving.

“Solo! What have you done?!”, Hux yelled.

“What? I’m just reading”, said Ben, nonchalantly.

Hux grabbed his hoe and tried to find what Ben had done. The moment he saw the three pairs of ears munching on his carrots made him pissed.

“Your dinner time just got cut short, rabbits”, Hux raised his hoe to hit the rabbits.

Poe, the sneaky of the three, jumped and covered Hux’s face, causing the red head to fall backwards while the other two escaped. Poe hopped off Hux and escaped right behind Finn and Rose.

Ben did this from time to time. Sometimes, Rey wondered why he’s a little too happy after a long week at work.

“Good day at work?”, Rey asked.

“Oh, work was fantastic!”, Ben sounded ecstatic.

“Have you seen my rabbits?”, asked Rey.

“Oh, I let them out. It’s such a lovely day”, said Ben, smiling.

“Ok...”, said Rey.

“Do you want more rabbits, babe?”, Ben asked.

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Headcanon: Adelaide, The Housekeeper (Laszlo x OC x Sherlock)

Sorry my edit sucks, but I do hope my story will make it up for it :) I would like to introduce the main OC and how the storyline would go.

OC:

Adelaide Hudson (face claim - Mia Wasikowska from Jane Eyre)

-mid to late 20s -loves to read mystery novels, a walk in the park and playing the piano (took lessons as a young child) -soft spoken, gentle and warm -niece to Mrs. Hudson -has feelings for Sherlock *more will develop in the future* [suggestion will be accepted]

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Golfing Brad got me like  ♥*♡+:。.。 ヽ(●´∀`)/   ヽ(●´∀`)/  ヽ(●´∀`)/  。.。:+♡*♥

(Sorry for the bad quality btw)

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Masterlist

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bwshines

and now I’m wondering why nobody talks about how Brad and Blake look so alike I mean…

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Why I Write Things:

  • the ever-persistent need to escape the burden of existing on the physical plane
  • my high school lit teacher really liked my essays and i’m still chasing the high of getting praised in class every week
  • words pretty

…that’s it, really

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me, before sitting down to write: so it starts like this and then this happens and the main conflict is this and i want to include this line and this trope and the conflict resolution will be this and i want the ending to be after this happens…

me, after sitting down to write: oh, would you look at that, suddenly all coherence of thought and a great deal of the english language escapes me

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Narcissa and Lucius tried to sneak a first-year Severus Snape into Hogsmeade by making him cling to Narcissa’s torso and hide him under her cloak. She claimed she was pregnant to Slughorn before they were about to leave. Severus lost his grip and fell out of her cloak.

“Oh,” Narcissa said, “I have given birth.”

“He looks just like us.” Lucius chimed in.

Snape was not snuck into Hogsmeade.

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Just a reminder that…

Lucius Malfoy was not abusive

Ron Weasley was not useless

Hermione Granger was not a bossy know-it-all

Fleur Delacour was not a ditz

Severus Snape was not evil

Draco Malfoy was not cruel

Tom Riddle was not born a monster

Albus Dumbledore was not villainously apathetic

Ginny Weasley was not obsessive

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