What Even Is Gender

obsessed w/him actually

Absolutely insane lines to just drop in the middle of an academic text btw. Feeling so normal about this.

[ A Critical History of English Literature, Vol. 1, Prof. David Daiches, first published in 1960 ]

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

for those confused:

the same user posted this and only referred to his dick as a cylinder despite the fact that it was very clear that he'd inserted his cylinder into an m&m tube and couldnt get it out

i refuse to believe this guys dick is "~4.5in" in diameter. nobodys dick is that wide

NOT DIAMETER, CIRCUMFERENCE

4.5in diameter wouldn't fit in a mini m&ms tube 🙄

well fuck me ive failed at penis math

#you mean cylinder math

Interesting research shows that Millennials in the UK and US are bucking the trend when it comes to growing more conservative with age.

It's cuz we ain't got no money

It's cuz the planet is dying and we've lived through three once in a generation economic crises in like twenty years

fucking dilfs from the back so i can smack their bald spot. and post

you couldn’t handle me.

Shut uuuuuupppppppp!!!!!!!

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

mom jokes

Thank you @elen42564 and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

someone reminded me of this meme and i died so i felt like doing a doctor whomstdvelyain’t version

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

not this meme over rule34 light green

Do be better, be a provider and philosopher.

Provide my cock with some suckage

People who see pics of like those fucked up deep sea fish and creatures and go "omg I'm never going swimming in the ocean again 😰😰😰" calm down. They're 5000 feet below where you are and also i went down there and none of them even knew you. Leave them alone bitch