fuckin.. shut up. Shut up. im looking at jars on ikea.com shut the fuck up.

goths: melancholy

emos: depressed

punks: angry

titties: out

the g in goth stands for gay

g-gay

o-only wears black

t-the cure

h-hates preps

Haha 😂

When Bob Ross says, “Let’s have a little fun/get crazy” you KNOW he’s gonna drop a motha fuckin’ TREE on that BITCH.

[puts far more meat than is reasonable into tortilla] [tortilla doesn’t fold fully or correctly] bullshit. what’s wrong with you. fuck you

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)

WTF😲😲

This kid is just so freaking cool I’m proud of him

fucking sorcerer 

@dragonwithabeanie

New subculture:

Cowgoth. We dress like cowboys but in all black and we don’t listen to anything but classic country songs about murder.

This is just the Johnny Cash fandom.

Related: Botswana’s metal cowboys subculture. 

Wrust and Skinflint are some of the more well known bands from there. (Also, wearing black leather in that climate: dedication.

This man looks like he’s just spotted a vampire he’s about to kill not with a stake through the heart, but his fists.

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

how women actually are

This is by emmyc on tumblr!

THIS IS REAL MUSIC PEOPLE

Adele is shook

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

mary, about to invent the miracle of christ: oh, haven’t you heard?