Just A Bard!!

HOW ARE YOU DOINGGGG!! ( do you got those muffins still? ) ITS BEEN A WHILEEEEEE ( I brought oranges! ) :D

“Yea I’ve been eating them slowly! I’ve been doin good, hows about you? Also what kind of oranges? I recently had pink oranges and that was pretty good”

I got uh, orange oranges, I think they're tangerines? I dunno I prolly should've asked Amaranth- ANYWAYS I've been good too yeah! Things are cool! Lefts also doing a little better too! Not by much though \/( :/ )\/

She got a new hobby tho so that's cool!

“Oh cool! Is amaranth a new friend? It’s ok if you don’t wanna talk about it!”

Oh Amaranth is very cool! She's taking care of us now, she cool. :> nothin bad about her, that I know of i think, you would like her! She nice :)

“You should bring her over some time! I could make dinner!” *they hand right a basket of muffins”

Oh yeah for sure!!! That is a very good idea and I like that.

She takes the muffins, and hands over a small netted bag of oranges, tiny oranges, bite size

I don't know when would be good for you though?? :^

“Whenever, really. I can call if something comes up.”

“Cuz who knows, maybe a god will have a bone to pick with me-“

Oke!

If that happens though im gonna fight whichever one it is that messes with you i swear >:I

“See y’all soon!” *they excitedly wave before pausing*

“...wait what was that last bit she said-“

There's someone familiar outside...

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.

I love the world

HOW ARE YOU DOINGGGG!! ( do you got those muffins still? ) ITS BEEN A WHILEEEEEE ( I brought oranges! ) :D

“Yea I’ve been eating them slowly! I’ve been doin good, hows about you? Also what kind of oranges? I recently had pink oranges and that was pretty good”

I got uh, orange oranges, I think they're tangerines? I dunno I prolly should've asked Amaranth- ANYWAYS I've been good too yeah! Things are cool! Lefts also doing a little better too! Not by much though \/( :/ )\/

She got a new hobby tho so that's cool!

“Oh cool! Is amaranth a new friend? It’s ok if you don’t wanna talk about it!”

Oh Amaranth is very cool! She's taking care of us now, she cool. :> nothin bad about her, that I know of i think, you would like her! She nice :)

“You should bring her over some time! I could make dinner!” *they hand right a basket of muffins”

Oh yeah for sure!!! That is a very good idea and I like that.

She takes the muffins, and hands over a small netted bag of oranges, tiny oranges, bite size

I don't know when would be good for you though?? :^

“Whenever, really. I can call if something comes up.”

“Cuz who knows, maybe a god will have a bone to pick with me-“

HOW ARE YOU DOINGGGG!! ( do you got those muffins still? ) ITS BEEN A WHILEEEEEE ( I brought oranges! ) :D

“Yea I’ve been eating them slowly! I’ve been doin good, hows about you? Also what kind of oranges? I recently had pink oranges and that was pretty good”

I got uh, orange oranges, I think they're tangerines? I dunno I prolly should've asked Amaranth- ANYWAYS I've been good too yeah! Things are cool! Lefts also doing a little better too! Not by much though \/( :/ )\/

She got a new hobby tho so that's cool!

“Oh cool! Is amaranth a new friend? It’s ok if you don’t wanna talk about it!”

Oh Amaranth is very cool! She's taking care of us now, she cool. :> nothin bad about her, that I know of i think, you would like her! She nice :)

“You should bring her over some time! I could make dinner!” *they hand right a basket of muffins”

HOW ARE YOU DOINGGGG!! ( do you got those muffins still? ) ITS BEEN A WHILEEEEEE ( I brought oranges! ) :D

“Yea I’ve been eating them slowly! I’ve been doin good, hows about you? Also what kind of oranges? I recently had pink oranges and that was pretty good”

I got uh, orange oranges, I think they're tangerines? I dunno I prolly should've asked Amaranth- ANYWAYS I've been good too yeah! Things are cool! Lefts also doing a little better too! Not by much though \/( :/ )\/

She got a new hobby tho so that's cool!

“Oh cool! Is amaranth a new friend? It’s ok if you don’t wanna talk about it!”

HOW ARE YOU DOINGGGG!! ( do you got those muffins still? ) ITS BEEN A WHILEEEEEE ( I brought oranges! ) :D

“Yea I’ve been eating them slowly! I’ve been doin good, hows about you? Also what kind of oranges? I recently had pink oranges and that was pretty good”

soooo fox news are trying to create what’s essentially a hotline for parents to out lgbt educators and lgbt kids in school situations and im not saying that you should flood it with as much cursed images and gay shit as possible to make it impossible for them to receive any actual messages that may threaten peoples livelihoods….but also the email for it is in the linked tweet…. soooooo…. 😚✌️

And no hangovers! 

(If you so choose)