beep boop

I'm curious about what the common french fry-dipping condiment is. Mention your answer + country in the notes if you want to further contribute to Science.

and i think to myself; what a wonderful world

The godfather remake is really something

Riverdale is getting out of hand

I lost it at "long live the lgbtq"

TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME (1992) dir. David Lynch

every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

home alone? more like

He’s like “you can TALK?!?

You can talk - but your accent is APPALLING.

🎃🎃 october means it’s monster fucking season !!!! coffin sex with a vampire !!!! knotted by a werewolf !!!! rawed by an orc !!!! eaten out by a fork tongued demon !!!! sex with tentacle creatures !!!!!! 🎃🎃

Brenda do you take constructive criticism

No, no, she has a point….

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

reblog if its friday and you made it

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

new tag yourself game: pick 3 words “born” in ur year that describe u. im geocaching, dark web and abandonware

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

and my bow

And my axe

Unmute !