junk drawer

I was on the edge of my seat the whole time, this should be a oscar contender for sure

KLR Productions

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fucking idiot gets PRANKED

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now

louis likes to climb his scratching post and stand on top like a classic circus elephant

Normal, Reasonable and Actually Very Heterosexual Things To Do: Jamie Tartt Edition

Maintain strong eye contact with your belovedathed rival while deliberatedly unbuttoning your jacket to flaunt your smooth chest, firm pecs, and perky nipples. For maximal effect, have your unbelievably hot girlfriend sit next to you and look on with amused interest.

Mmm, yeah, I feel you, Roy. I can't believe this shit either.

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

it's so funny when Clue is like "girl hello 👋💕 your period 🩸🩸🩸is three 3️⃣ days LATE 😱⏰" yeah bestie I noticed I also cannot do anything about this. I just work here.

fortunately the last time I did something that could get me pregnant was never 😎💪🚫👶🥂

Still remember presumably abled people being offended that I pointed out that captchas are inherently inaccessible to blind deaf people.

Me: isn’t it kind of fucked that blind deaf people can’t access a large portion of the internet without outside help, including shit like banking

Some asshats in the comments: that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make because there’s no other way to stop bots and no one’s blind deaf anyway.

Meanwhile, Disabled people in the comments: I’m cognitively disabled and spent hours trying to log on to my PlayStation and had to ask for help from my boyfriend. I’m not totally deaf but the audio options are such mush that I can’t tell what the hell they’re saying.

SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?

"Dude you'll mellow out when you get older."

I will NEVER compromise. Fuck you. I've only gotten more radicalised over the years. BILLIONS shall die.

people told me that during my student years, saying that uni will depoliticise me. they couldn’t have been any more wrong

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

MAGIC

It is so crazy how thick the walls of their echo chamber can be.

Concentration camp.

They built a concentration camp.

I don't think words can describe what this other than genocide.

he found a poster for a phineas and ferb theme party and just. decided to go. oh my god 😭